13 Hilarious Zee Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Tapan Zee Bridge

Once as we were driving over it, I asked why it was called the Tapan Zee bridge.

"Well there was a German engineer working on the bridge and the other workers asked how they would know if the bridge was sturdy enough. The German responded 'you just have to find one of the supports and tapan zee if it is sturdy'"

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👤︎ u/sdk413

📅︎ Aug 05 2013

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Flexing my 4 pairs of Ye Zees

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👤︎ u/Okakmetito

📅︎ May 05 2019

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Best game to play on a huge boat?

Yacht-zee

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens

📅︎ Jan 01 2021

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I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X

I don’t know why

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👤︎ u/fuckinsmackinatree

📅︎ Apr 19 2020

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If you dance with someone who's 6 feet away, you can call it Social disDancing.

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👤︎ u/Death_By_Pun

📅︎ Mar 28 2020

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Found this on r/memes and thought it belonged here.

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👤︎ u/electrocuter666

📅︎ Apr 02 2019

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I was once walking my dog along a promenade during a storm. I got chatting to a German tourist. While we were talking, my dog decided to go for a swim. It was clear he was struggling then he got dragged under. The German dived in, pulled him out and did cpr. The dog coughed then came back to life

"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?" "Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"

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👤︎ u/RedDogBoyMark

📅︎ Jan 28 2020

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The Jungle Book is a movie that answers the age old question:

Does a bear scat in the woods?

(Zee-ba-da-zap-dooey)

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👤︎ u/Laringar

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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What was Hitler's favorite letter?

I have no idea, but it was probably NOT Z.

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👤︎ u/ekimgibbigmike

📅︎ Jun 10 2015

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How do you ask the bridge that crosses New York's Hudson River between Tarrytown and Nyack if it speaks German?

Tappan Zee Deutsche?

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👤︎ u/mftheoryArts

📅︎ Jul 14 2019

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What game do sailors love most?

Yacht-zee

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👤︎ u/wawoodworth

📅︎ Jun 01 2019

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What is a monkeys two best friends names?

Chip and Zee

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👤︎ u/BadAshTheBoss

📅︎ Mar 29 2019

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A U.S. Naval ship is sinking off the coast of Europe

As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”

A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”

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👤︎ u/wizardofozmak

📅︎ Apr 12 2018

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