You know what propaganda is, right?
A British person taking a good look at something.
Did you hear of the medical student who overzealously showed excitement over an opportunity to partake in a non-paying beginning program assisting an internal medicine doctor through a website? That’s right, the student showed intense internist interning interest over the internet
What happens if you sneeze right at someone?
They'll just sneeze right back ah-choo.
You know what they say about guys with big feet, right?
They have a firm understanding.
You ever have one of those arguments with your wife and when you look it up you were right the while time?
My Grandpa used to say, “If it wasn’t for me, you’d all be speaking German right now.”
Lovely man… terribly bad foreign language teacher—no idea why the school hired him.
"Yoda, are you sure we are heading in the right direction?"
Yoda replies: "off course we are"
what do you call it when 2 cysts are right next to each other?
You guys know the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi, right?
People in Dubai don’t like Shaggy and the Mystery Machine gang…
But people in Abu-Dhabi-Doooooooo!
You can't do this to me. I know my rights!
The right hair style will get you lots of action.
It's quite the afro disiac.
I can’t give you attention right now
Would you settle for a five chin?
From my 9 year old son: Dad, what hand do you wipe your bum with? Me: My right hand......
Response: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, I use toilet paper.
Well played, boy.
I just said this to my two year old. If you put your left and right shoes on correctly…
Oh you must mean Covid, right?
Did you guys hear about the competing podiatrists who opened offices right next to each other?
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you.
I took her to Subway and that's how the fight started.
You're damn right it will
You know what A&W stands for, right?
What do you say when you see exactly 69 rodents right in front of you?
I asked my wife: Do you use left or right hand to wipe your butt?
She said: Right hand of course!
I said that I use toilet paper.
That's history right there you understand
A squirrel went to the therapist right after he learned that you are what you eat
you're damn right they intended it
In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
Found at my local Trader Joe’s.... I mean come on... you laughed... Right?!
Why you booing me I'm right
If you don’t succeed at rugby right away …
[Driving] My wife: Hey, you missed a right.
Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right.
If you can't find the right book...
What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
Eating more fresh vegetables makes you an expert pooper. It's right in the name.
"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?" I chuckled, "No son, it wouldn't be right." He sighed...
"Well, at least you could try."
Did you hear about Apple buying the rights to Bambi?
They'll use it for the launch of the new iFawn.
You know what they say about picking the right species of Christmas Tree?
It's a huge Pine in the Ash
Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?
I finally got the Spotify cake. You guys like my posts right?
Right after we sat down for dinner, the waiter said, “Would you like to hear today’s special?”
I said, “Yes please, thanks.”
The waiter responded: Today is special.
If you cut off your left hand, your right hand will be left.
I was driving absentmindedly and my wife suddenly said, “Hey, you missed a right!”
I said, “Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right!”
You know what's not right in this world?
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