Why aren’t there a lot of Chinese restaurants in Southern California?
I was in California when I recognized a cop as a guy who grew up in the same area as me...
It's a CHiP off the old block!
So, if you put Arlington County in Virginia together with Washington, D.C.,
Could that area be called AC/DC?
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
Which county in England has just two letters in its name?
What do pirates say to warn when the California Highway Patrol is approaching?
For years I was addicted to showering
But now I am finally clean
When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."
Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!
r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
Can you believe California is having an electric shortage? Richard Ricity should run for governor
This way the people can elect Ricity.
The campaign would be "Elect Rick".
Despite curfews in place around the county, cops are out all night clubbing.
I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.
One California Redditor Dad came up with a dad joke so shocking that Reddit doesn’t want you to see it.
When I went to the county courthouse to pay my fines with a bag full of dimes, the clerk wasn't very happy...
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
I bought some engine cleaner. The label said ‘Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
The county fair had some interesting shows
What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?
Which city in California has the most ghosts?
Dunno if you heard it
What do you call an ant which came to you from another county?
Important
We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.
I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.
Welcome to the Hotel California...
Spotted at the county fair. He's probably part of the Hay-waymen
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
You know, we only have Gandalf to thank for Hotel California
After all, he did bring us the Eagles
What happens when the smog lifts over Southern California?
what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?
The US grows two different species of cherry trees
Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.
But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.
I have fond memories of riding the heaving waters of California upon our indentured help...
It was fun serfing the waves!
What do you call a California Highway Patrol Officer with a can of Skoal?
One day I hope to explore all the cool things in Madison County, Iowa...
But I’m just not ready to cross those bridges.
What’s the worst waffle in California?
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?
I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.
I named it The Trail Mix.
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