Two friends are out shopping. One says, β€œMan there are ALOT of extra small clothes here...” and the other says β€œI know right, there’s an XS!” (excess)

I just came up w it today and I’m proud of it ok bye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sothg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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I don't know if I like these new iPhones...

The price is a little Xs..ive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinPost
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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I've become an alcoholic because my clothes are so tiny.

I drink to XS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Why are fussy partners best at bowling?

They have the most Xs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Does anyone else find all these new iPhone models a bit...

...XS-ive?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Did you hear about the store that ordered way to much small clothing?

They have excess XS.

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Got my own dad while bowling last night

My dad an I bowl in a league together, and one of the guys on team we were against last night kept getting strikes. On his 6th in a row, my dad commented "He's doing it with ease." I pointed at the scoreboard and said "Pretty sure those are Xs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scaryuncledevin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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Made this one whilst clothes shopping

I've been buying too many clothes that were too small. I guess you could say I've been buying them in XS.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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Every time we watched a VHS movie in the eighties
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornerzcan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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Regarding the Super Bowl's Roman Numerals

Me: Is the next Super Bowl just going to be "L"? Cause that doesn't sound as cool as XLIX. It needs lots of Xs.

Dad: Maybe it'll be XxV, get it? Like X times V.

Me: Uh-huh. Wait, did the Romans even know how to multiply?

Dad: Of course they did, that's why there were so many of them!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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