I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.
I took gold, silver, and bronze.
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︎ Jul 15 2021
I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...
Always trying to get the symphony vote.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Watched the origami world championships last night,
It was on pay-per-view.
Bit of a scam though,
Both teams folded.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I was lucky enough to witness the first narcoleptic contestants ever to compete at the World Pie Eating Championship.
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︎ May 05 2021
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
Too bad itβs Payperview
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︎ Nov 18 2020
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
Itβll be on paper view.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
With so many sporting events canceled, theyβre going to televise the World Origami Championship.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
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︎ Jul 08 2020
This yearβs World Origami Championship was won by a masked man from the Philippines.
He was known only as the Manila Folder!!
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︎ Feb 25 2020
My friend just won the world championship of competitive origami.
He's great at folding under pressure.
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︎ May 19 2019
I just won the World Attic Championship as I received my prize, I held my trophy a loft.
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︎ May 27 2019
Missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night....
Anyone know if there's a highlight program?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
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︎ Jul 13 2015
The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships
Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!
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︎ Aug 24 2015
(LINK) Article about the World Pun Championships: We have found our king!
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︎ Jun 10 2014
Did you hear about the native American who won the world tea drinking championship?
They found him dead the next day, drowned in his own tee-pee.
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︎ Sep 08 2015
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
With so many sporting events being cancelled theyβre having to televise the World Origami Championship...
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︎ Apr 07 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I wanted to watch the world championship of origami on tv
but it was only on paper view
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︎ May 17 2019
I wanted to watch the world origami championships yesterday..
But it was only on paper view
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︎ Jan 28 2017
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