I just got hired at the guillotine factory.

I'll beheading there soon.

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šŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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One of the clocks at work stopped functioning today, and the ladies asked me to fix it.

And so I did! Now I’m the Man of the Hour.

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šŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.

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šŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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Our family's favorite joke.

My youngest daughter had a developmental disability as a toddler. As a result, she was very withdrawn and functionally mute until the age of four. I made up a joke and taught it to her in an attempt to get her to open up a little. It worked.

Me: What does the dog say?

Her: Woof!

Me: What does the cat say?

Her: Meow!

Me: What does the cow say?

Her: Eat More Chikin!

Thanks, Chik-Fil-A, for helping to bring my baby girl out of her shell.

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šŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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