They cut it from the script because it was too much of a buzzkill.
Especially since they probably have the same names...
Fantastick...
Because he was out standing in his field
Woke up in the fireplace.
You got a friend in me
To infirmary and beyond!!!
He doesn't know where his Pixar.
I'm leafing you
How do you breathe through that thing?
He picks R!
Mom saying, “Go get Buzz and Woody.” takes on a whole new meaning.
Your Pixar Good.
What's a mix of Viagra and alcohol have in common with Toy Story?You get a buzz and a woody.
it's called Timber
In his sleevies
A lot, there's like 4 movies.
You can say he was a buzz kill.
Being completely de-feeted
I used to have a woodpecker named Woody, until he went insane and attacked my girlfriend. I still can't believe that Woody would peck her.
So I found this toy hand that was all alone on the couch, it looked like it came off a Woody doll or something. So I put it in my pocket and waited for the perfect moment to strike.
About 30 minutes later, my wife is holding our 9 month old who's crying - jackpot.
I walk in the kitchen, "Hey, can I give you a hand?"
Pulled out the hand. She liked it. I walked away very proud of myself.
Whenever someone comes into the house my dad asks
"Hey, ______, can I get you a drink or something to eat? I can open up a can of ribs." My dad thinks this is hilarious and usually ends up cracking himself up while our guest just stands there nervously laughing from confusion. It's a Woody Allen quote btw.
Another one is whenever someone asks what his occupation is: "Philanthropist"
"Really?"
"Yea. But I'm not a very good one"
"What's green and pecks on a tree?"
...
"Woody Wood Pickle!"
::falls over laughing::
