Do they have lots of mushrooms and snakes in Wisconsin?

I mean, it is the badger badger badger badger state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Is it just me or does Wisconsin always smell like ass?

I assume its because of all the dairy air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subarurxist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Saw this in wisconsin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilkin_3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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The actual Wisconsin DNR
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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The new tourism slogan for Wisconsin isn’t going over so well.

β€œCome smell our dairy air!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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For the first time ever, the Wisconsin State Fair has a competition where cattle draw maps.

It's the first annual Cowtography competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBoneMKE
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I’d tell a joke about Wisconsin

But it’s kinda cheesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lhippocampe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Breaking news in Wisconsin, farmers are no longer legally allowed to roll bales of hay

Apparently the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyB3ski
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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It's 'family field trip' day at a small Wisconsin school...

Some of the kids attending are:

Sally Buckteeth and her family of farmers,
Larry the Lefty and his fam of circus freaks,
And Johnny no-feet and his family of midgets.
They were all excited for their tour of the dairy farm, and the CEO himself stood up to speak: "OK, everyone, a few ground rules: due to the industrial nature of the farm, mandatory steel-toed boots and a minimum height requirement are in effect."
The assistant pipes up- "Sir, one of the kids can't attend the trip!"
CEO- "Oh no, which one?"

The assistant replied, " Little Johnny, the one that lacks toes and taller aunts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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Discussing a possible lion that was seen in Wisconsin...

My dad said it was hard to confirm it was a lion because the reports were from a number of "random spottings."

My mom said it "Sounds more like a leopard."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WasabiofIP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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Wisconsin is Cheesy youtu.be/xh8y_LG_rhQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmittensays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2014
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Wisconsin Fishing thread turns into fishy pun thread. reddit.com/r/wisconsin/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomic1fire
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2012
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Was driving down the road and my son sees a car with a Wisconsin license plate and points it out to me..

I said "I know, I can smell their dairy air from here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manc0mbSeepgood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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Called my dad in Wisconsin today, i'm in Colorado.

Dad: "So how is the whole marijuana thing going out there?"

Me: "Frustrating, everybody drives slow, prolly cause they're stoned. There's a ton of traffic all the time."

Dad: "Well that's a.......drag HAHAHAHA"

I could hear the knee slap over the phone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrareformx
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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Old Farmer: If you want your crops to grow, you must remember to fertilize your land properly.

New guy: That sounds like bullshit.

Farmer: Yes, exactly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Do you know the top 15 states to live in?

Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttynny20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Did you hear about the app that helps you find empty churches?

It's called godzillow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronossage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Priorities during a tornado

Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyJV
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Hope this is a Gouda post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kindaschmitty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Clown and state capitals

A clown was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly said, β€œGo ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”

A friend said, β€œOK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?”

The clown replied, β€œOh, that’s easy: W.”

(source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/clown-and-state-capitals/)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call California cheese?

Second-dairy to Wisconsin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allo_mate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Pun contest. Name our bands next "tour". Get it printed on shirts. Win imaginary gold.

Backstory: I play in a small band that does a "tour" of southern Wisconsin every year. The bands name is the Petty Thieves. This is my first year with them, but every year they come up with a tour name and make nice t-shirts and material with the tour name on them. Last two tour names were "Sticky Fingers" and "Busted!" We are looking for something related to the band name. Something clever and crime related. If it has mild sexual innuendo, all the better, but not overtly obscene. Some tour names we came up with are: Five Finger Discount, Backdoor Tour, Snatching Kisses, Kissing Snatches, Robbing the Cradle, Something something Miss Demeanors, Spread 'em, Felonious Funk, Unlawful Entry, Rhymes against Humanity, etc...

If you have anything punny, please throw it out there. Top 3 upvoted names get reddit gold. If we use your tour name, I'l send you the tshirt. Thanks kind sirs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dharmon555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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Dad: I know all the capitals of the states!

Me: Oh, yeah? How about Wisconsin?

Dad: (Thinks real hard for a second or two) W. Now ask me another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phriday
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2014
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A short story

John Deavensmit was not having a good time. After an incident involving a coffee spill, he'd been sued for $50 million, and somehow the jury had ruled against him. There was no way he could pay that much money; he'd go bankrupt.

Naturally, he filed for an appeal, but the winner of the case was already beginning to hound him for money, hoping to get at least something before the judgement was overturned. John was nearly at his wit's end before he found an unusual package in his mailbox.

It was from a couple of his friends, who all went on to law school when John left to create a startup. They'd all been very successful, and had gone on to be justices at various levels, from courts in a small county in Wisconsin all the way to the Supreme Court. When he opened it up, he was surprised to see an ink drawing of a thick wooden stick. It was signed by his friends, and accompanied by a note:

> Hey John, > > We're sorry to hear about your loss in court last month. We met up at a judge conference in the Davison Center, and we thought that we'd do something special for you. We met up in the Grapefruit Room and all worked together to draw this. We hope you enjoy it! > > Your friends

Now, John had been to D.C. a few times, and knew about the Davison Centre. It was renowned for its very offbeat architecture. The Grapefruit Room was one of the weirdest: it had been constructed by taking a world-record grapefruit, carving out the flesh, and preserving the rind. The result was a walk-in fruit, and it always smelled of citrus.

It took John a while to work out the significance of the gift, but when he realized it, he was overjoyed. His good friends had seen fit to grant him a stave judge-men penned in a peel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scshunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2012
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Every time we play Ohio State

My dad and i are Wisconsin Badger fans and I swear every time UW plays Ohio State my dad says this joke about their coach: "Urban Meyer...did you know his brother, Rural Meyer?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawlije
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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My dad got my girlfriend to walk into one

Dad: Man, it really is a winter wonderland out there. (We live in Wisconsin, lots of snow for the last 24 hours)

Girlfriend: Really? You still think that after all the shoveling you guys have been doing?

Dad: Yeah. It makes me wonder why the hell I still live in a place with winters like this.

My girlfriend did not see it coming. I have much to learn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillYourHeroes66
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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My sister just dad joked me. Caught me off guard and made me proud.

My sister and I share an office working in the family business. This morning she turned to me and said, "Did you hear that Wisconsin got a new slogan for their license plates?"

"They did?" I say, as I immediately bring up Google and start looking up Wisconsin license plates.

"Yeah," She says with a grin. "It's 'Come smell our dairy air.'"

This was followed by lots of laughing and immediately calling family to share this new, glorious joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItMightGetBeard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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Out of state dad joke

I go to college in Wisconsin but I am from Texas, and I went to go cash my paycheck today. Cash register lady asks for my ID and says, "The abbreviation for Texas is TX, right?" I say, "Yeah that's correct." She says, "Okay" I respond, "No, that's Oklahoma."

Flew over her head but I got a couple of chuckles out of the dad's behind me in line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sayurabird
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2014
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Granddad joke at family get-together.

Some out of town relatives were in, so my family went to our grandparents house where they were staying. My parents were telling everyone about their Alaskan cruise they had just gotten back from:

Relative: How was the weather? It was freezing when I went.

Mother: It was actually quite nice. No rain at all. I remember when we were in Juneau I searched for the city on my weather app and got Juneau, Wisconsin and Juneau, Arkansas or something. I was like 'there's other cities named Juneau?' Isn't that weird?

Granddad: Oh yeah! Didn't Juneau?

[And no one heard but me]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRock792
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2014
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overhead from a campus tour guide

"Sorry to get cheesy on you guys, but we are in Wisconsin" I groaned as I walked by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/presentEgo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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A wild dad appears...

Visiting family in Wisconsin, my mom mentioned taking a trip to DeForest.

I asked, "what's in DeForest?"

In walked dad. Gleefully, "DeTrees!" without skipping a beat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smedes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?

It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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