47 Hilarious Windmill (chess) Puns

Found a neat windmill during an OTB (over the board) chess game of mine! White to play and mate in 10.

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👤︎ u/b_d_69

📅︎ Dec 12 2019

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What kind of music do windmills like to listen to?

They’re big heavy metal fans

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👤︎ u/mcdolsa

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Windmill

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👤︎ u/SteampunkChipmonk

📅︎ Dec 03 2021

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BRUH JOHN JUST ANNOUNCED YOU WILL BE ABLE TO OWN AN NFT THAT REPRESENTS A WINDMILL AND GENERATES YOU SAFEMOON. WAGMI.

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👤︎ u/Jewelz177

📅︎ Jan 09 2022

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PRO Chess League: San Jose Hackers vs. Webster Windmills - PREVIEW

Hi folks, FM Kostya Kavutskiy here. The PRO Chess League is starting today and my team, the San Jose Hackers will be playing their first match against the super-strong Webster Windmills. The match is 4 v. 4 and starts at 6:45PM PST tonight!

Check out my preview of the match here: https://www.chess.com/blog/hellokostya/pro-chess-league-week-1-preview-san-jose-hackers-vs-webster-windmills

Also, I will be streaming the match live on my Twitch Channel: www.twitch.tv/hellokostya -- please tune in for live commentary on all of the action!

This will be my first (of many) Twitch streams--I don't expect many viewers so if you do tune in, make sure to ask questions, I'd be happy to engage and make the show as interactive as possible :)

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👤︎ u/hellokostya

📅︎ Jan 11 2017

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They traded tulips, windmills and wooden shoes for military cops, rabid German shepherds and iron fists. v.redd.it/3dv3f2uf4c981

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👤︎ u/RationalSavage

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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I haul the windmill blades for electric wind turbines.

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👤︎ u/FinzClortho

📅︎ Dec 07 2021

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What did the windmill say to his favorite celebrity when he saw him on the street?

I'm a big fan.

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👤︎ u/Strawberry_Smalls

📅︎ Dec 03 2021

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You begged me not to, yet I did it anyway. Diverging Single-Point Urban/Suburban Turbo Circle Pinwheel Dumbell Partial Cloverstack Windmill Service/System Interchange (DS-PU/STCPDPCWS/SI) v.redd.it/3chwhfbd9x881

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👤︎ u/Scoobz1961

📅︎ Dec 31 2021

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This year my wife made a gingerbread windmill! Almost 3 feet tall reddit.com/gallery/rkoq9f

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👤︎ u/Phat_Strat

📅︎ Dec 20 2021

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[Murray] Jamal Murray throwing down windmill dunks in anticipation of his return. Captioned - "256 days out" streamable.com/a41132

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👤︎ u/Claustecter1015

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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Finally, windmill blades are really getting recycled. who13.com/news/used-wind-…

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👤︎ u/nickpolitic

📅︎ Dec 11 2021

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Windmill isn’t only an eco-friendly utility token, it is also a community token and will be a payment system. The Payment system will run as soon as Windmill Digital, Windmill Eco Market or Windmill Virtual Pub (Swap) goes out.

🌳Token That Plants Trees With Every transaction.

800 Tress Planted Already

6 Partnerships.

💰4% Busd rewards.

Doxxed team & transparent team.

🏖️NFT Platform Will Be Launched At Monday.

🌬️Our Windmill Eco Market Is Under Development.

Low cap 100k only.

🔒Lp Locked

Contract Address : 0x56820d69b8a439a8bd131807ba9490b7d8bf8ede

Slippage ( 10 - 12 % )

Buy Now :

https://pancakeswap.finance/swap?inputCurrency=0x56820d69B8a439a8BD131807Ba9490B7d8BF8EDe

Telegram : t.me/windmillwarrior

Twitter : https://twitter.com/WindmillToken

Website : https://www.windmilltoken.com

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👤︎ u/emmanghjgh

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Knight windmill checkmate

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👤︎ u/frredu

📅︎ Sep 23 2021

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Every time I see sfm mention windmills I see this picture

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👤︎ u/zuchl

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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What did the windmill say when it met Michael Jordan?

I’m a huge fan

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👤︎ u/rug__

📅︎ Nov 07 2021

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My wife attempted a gingerbread windmill this year, I call it a success! (Oc)

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👤︎ u/Phat_Strat

📅︎ Dec 20 2021

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Why are British people so good at chess?

Because their Queen never dies.

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👤︎ u/Ellie_Spitzer2005

📅︎ Dec 14 2021

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"The Void" survival objective really should've been done on the windmill map instead of the shino numa hut. windmill area has WAY more open space and you'd be able to train zombies overall just not be so heavily confined.

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👤︎ u/lazzzydaze

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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This is a windmill

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👤︎ u/GerritDeBloempot

📅︎ Dec 11 2021

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*sad windmill noises*

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👤︎ u/ThommoTwelve

📅︎ Nov 19 2021

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Is maintenance work on a huge windmill. v.redd.it/ng5kmr530d281

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👤︎ u/Pedrica1

📅︎ Nov 28 2021

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I met some chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby recently.They just kept bragging about how good they are at the game.

There's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer..

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2

📅︎ Dec 10 2021

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Friend of mine has got a new job in a chess piece factory,

he starts on nights next week.

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👤︎ u/Owenjg77

📅︎ Oct 31 2021

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Jeff thinks windmills are fans that cause wind

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👤︎ u/jonmpls

📅︎ Nov 20 2021

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My windmill in my 1.18 survival world. Not sure what to do with the little inlet that you see in the picture. Should I cover it up and grow more wheat on there? Suggestions? reddit.com/gallery/rije3a

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👤︎ u/MartinG91

📅︎ Dec 17 2021

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You could loose everything if you dont validate your windmill.

😂

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👤︎ u/joejoepremo

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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the windmill in the fog v.redd.it/apcsxyuo5zv71

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👤︎ u/Pasithea420

📅︎ Oct 27 2021

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Windmill I made with create a few months ago I forgot about :) v.redd.it/rkde2deosp981

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👤︎ u/Loved-Ubuntu

📅︎ Jan 04 2022

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Forget windmills and nanoparticles. This is true innovation ✌️

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👤︎ u/IndividualPiccolo911

📅︎ Dec 20 2021

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[Highlight] Ant Edwards with the huge windmill dunk! streamable.com/7vbmu0

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👤︎ u/NAACPYOUNGBOY

📅︎ Nov 27 2021

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Low Rated Game, but my first Windmill! [Chess Cube, 1500] chesscube.com/play/app/?o…

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👤︎ u/DancesWithLupus

📅︎ Apr 18 2013

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Does anyone know if #safemoon has research facilities? Engineers? Patents? Last I saw, the CEO was building a small windmill by hand. it’s a legitimate question.. nothing about fudding…

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👤︎ u/Several-Lie72

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Windmill

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👤︎ u/Temporary_Noise_9123

📅︎ Dec 24 2021

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[Media] Smol rem with a paper windmill

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👤︎ u/Lamprey720

📅︎ Jan 09 2022

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RJ windmill youtu.be/R1xuf_0_5ZQ

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👤︎ u/MAZE-n

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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Ron Washington's game winning windmill. gfycat.com/definitetediou…

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👤︎ u/handlit33

📅︎ Oct 18 2021

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Bavarian wind kites produce electricity for 20 years with 10x less material than conventional windmills and tiny visual/acoustic impact (German page) munich-startup.de/62046/f…

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👤︎ u/Amichateur

📅︎ Oct 19 2021

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I think I was mostly right? Who’s tryna pool some funds for windmill #69???

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👤︎ u/piikerr

📅︎ Jan 10 2022

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Both Magnus Carlsen and I can play chess.

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👤︎ u/Ntheboss

📅︎ Dec 30 2021

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What do windmills do? What are their purpose?

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👤︎ u/History_Penguin

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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Jeff thinks windmills are fans that cause wind

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👤︎ u/jonmpls

📅︎ Nov 20 2021

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Windmills in the Snowstorm v.redd.it/o39jzthqjeb81

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👤︎ u/BlackStarForge

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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Oops... you left out the part where windmill blades are 90% recycled materials so burying them after they are used does not negate the impact they have. Don't cut your foot off because your toe nails are dirty.