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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatLogiCat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas.

I'm going to call it IP in Pools

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My wife said she'd leave me if I ever changed the wi-fi password.

We have a code dependent relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read β€œFree Wi-Fi”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squirrelboii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Which animal has the best Wi-Fi?

Sheep because they have the most baas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fed1931
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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wi-fi dad jokes imgur.com/Jn4DhSM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiffyFlinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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What's Mickey Mouse's Wi-Fi password?

Disneylan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pinkyrocket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Coworker wanted to put an access point in his garage so he could get Wi-Fi at his firepit...

I guess he wanted to turn his firepit into a hotspot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shutter_87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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How do trees get on the Wi-Fi?

They log on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Double_D
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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[Request] Wi-Fi/Network name puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenKeldeo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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What is Forest Gump's Wi-Fi password?

1forest1

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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I called my Wi-Fi network "666"...

Now it's the router of all evil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorganHobbes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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Tell your Wi-Fi said "Hi"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HipityHopin
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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What is Forrest Gump's Wi-Fi password?

OneForrestOne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaceSlav
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Dad joked by a friend's Wi-Fi

I was at a friend's house, and he asked me to Google something for him. Not being online, I asked if I could join his Wi-Fi network. He said to connect to "guest network", and that the password I was "YouGuestIt".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spekl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2014
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Not really a dad joke but...

Conversation with the daughter this morning. We are needing to go out and do some clothes shopping. Asked her if she's had breakfast, she looks at me with her phone in her hand and says "No, I've got no WiFi". "So, you need WiFi to have breakfast?".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What connection is confused?

Wi-Fi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queen-of-meme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why did the IT support guy start going to couples therapy?

Because he was unable to connect with his Wi-Fi.

(I originally heard this joke as "Why was the IT guy sad?" "Because his Wi-Fi left him".

I ask you, which is better. Your answer should be neither, both are horrible.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnodwinkwink
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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My dad tried to take the phone from me, saying he could get us a better deal on internet.. I hate this man, lol

He took the phone, and said, in the voice of Freddie Mercury, "Is this the wi-fi? Is this just fantasy?...Caught in a landline, we don't need AT&T.." and then passed the phone back. We already have AT&T, and I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND THAT DOES ACCOUNTING?, NOTHING TO DO WITH SOMEONE CALLING OUR HOUSE. No more Crockpot broccoli and cheese soup using weed butter for him. Good god... I'm almost impressed. We also haven't had a landline in years. God bless this small dog weilding, vaping man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cracksniffer666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?

A Wi-Fi thotspot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonRapist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I need your advice I have this friend. Our relationship is very unstable. Sometimes we have a very good connections and at other times we have a pretty bad connection.

Her name is Wi-Fi BTW

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trollinaintezy
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Long one...

DEAR NEIGHBOUR: Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I've got a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months & have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text, & I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this. The truth is that, when you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day & night. In fact, probably much more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently, & I know that that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology & forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage, & I'll pay you. Regards, Richard

NEIGHBOUR'S RESPONSE: Fred, feeling very angry & betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, & shot Richard, killing him. He went back home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink & sat down on the sofa and calmed down. Fred then looked at his phone & discovered a 2nd text message from Richard.

2ND TEXT MESSAGE: Hi, Fred.
Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out & noticed that the darned Auto-Correct had changed "wi-fi" to "wife".
Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogsie125
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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1st World Problems

The computers and Wi-Fi went down at work yesterday so everything had to be done manually.

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Took me three hours to show the office what I was having for lunch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EuromirLee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What did the dying router tell the new replacement?

Tell my WiFi love her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarkGrudge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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My son trying to connect to the printer through WiFi with his laptop

Son: Dad, my computer can't find the WiFi printer anymore...

Me: I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password

Son: Why Bob Marley?

Me: Because it's always jammin

Son: God damn it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OziPerv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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Wife was complaining that she needed a new bra, the underwire was poking through.

Wife: "I hate these underwires. I think I want to get a wire-less one next"

Me: "I can stop by Radioshack on my way home to pick you up one"

Wife: "What?"

Me: "Well I'm sure Victorias Secret doesn't carry WiFi bras."

Wife: Heavy sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killboy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2015
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Embarrassed myself in class laughing at my friend's reaction to my top quality material

So today in my physiology lecture we were talking about muscles and we touched on connective tissue and our prof said something about "broad bands of connective tissue" and I turned to my friend next to me and go "If there's broad bands of connective tissue do you think there's Wi-Fi of connective tissue?". He just sighed and told me he was going to punch me before going back to writing his notes with a look of pure hatred on his face.

(I tried to contain my laughter to his reaction and ended up snorting really loudly like a minute later when I heard him snicker)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bca231
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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First post. Dad said this at lunch.

We (our family) were on vacation all this week, and we were discussing what room we'd try to book for the same place next year. My little sister argues that the main building would be the best option, because there's better WiFi reception-- more bandwidth. My dad replied:

"So fat musicians live there"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aforsberg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2015
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Parents' take on technology

Mom: sometimes the WiFi just turns off!

Dad: so she has ByeFi!

Me: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfTheHive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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So the wife is shopping for a bra in Target...

Wife: I'm looking for a wireless nursing bra. Help me find one.

Me: So you want something that comes with WiFi?

Wife: Go wait in the car...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TastesLikeCashew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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My neighbour named his network "Dyson"

His WiFi sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denuu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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WiFi Dad

I just arrived at my parent's house for a week long vacation and needed to know the WiFi password.

Me, yelling to mom who was in the kitchen: "Mom, what's the WiFi password?"

Mom: "It's written on a piece of paper by the computer!"

Me: "What?!"

Dad, sitting beside me on the couch: "The password is " itswrittenonapieceofpaperbythecomputer"... no spaces."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomwithweather
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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WiFi hotspot

My friend, his father, and I were all outside of their house, and I was trying to browse reddit. Reddit was being slow, so I said: "The WiFi sucks out here" In which case, my friend responded with: "Yeah, I need to get an outdoors hotspot" To which his father replied: "It was pretty hot outside today"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laketri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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Baby shopping

Facebook status: I have the best husband in the world

Comment #1: is this a frape?

Husband: No, she got a present from (soon to be born) baby Daniel.

Comment #2: has he got womb WiFi or something?

Husband: No, just womb service.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kid01-1153
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2014
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I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas..

I'm going to call it IP in Pools

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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