My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain.

I’m really worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?

It was a ripoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Anti wax or smth, idk im not autistic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DawnofX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...

... it’s about to get ugly out there

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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My dentist apologized for using wax on my cavity.

No hard fillings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5parky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I am a wax strip because I am clingy and would make you want to pull your hair out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-sh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I went for a body wax today.

She charged me 200 bucks. What a rip off merchant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Wife just asked "Do we have any antique wax?" "Don't you mean duck repellent?", I said. "Ha... ha... ha." she said.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartiniPlusOlive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Icarus and Daedalus, after building wings of wax and feathers, took to the skies...

Icarus and Daedalus, after building wings of wax and feathers, took to the skies to escape the labyrinth of the Minoans. But, as the story goes, Icarus flew too close to the sun, and his wings melted.

As he dropped from the sky, Icarus said what any sane mortal would: "Help, I'm falling!"

Daedalus turned to his son, and before he could catch him, he uttered "Nice to meet you falling. I'm Dad-alus."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/annikaastra
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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I went to get my face casted a month in advance so I could be put on display in a wax museum.

I think I was getting ahead of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theamiabledude
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Lesbian couples don't wax or shave for their wedding...

Because it's groomless!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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"Oh, he blinked!!!" -my dad at the wax museum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaghettificati0n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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Dad joked my girl friend about her Brazilian wax

She was talking to me about getting a Brazilian wax done.

Her:"This place only uses hard wax, which I found interesting. Sometimes they use hard and soft wax too."

Me:"I guess there is more than one way to skin a cat."

I received the best response a dadjoke can get... The Facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jobe612
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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My wife claims she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Wax strips

What a rip off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thompeach
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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