If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Melinda was going to sue Bill for not giving her the amount of money she wan entitled to
So Bill said: "A lawsuit? For real? You know I always windows"
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︎ May 05 2021
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Obi-Wan Kenobi is tired of teaching dinner table etiquettes to Luke
Luke: eating with his hands
Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he heard the cow bark?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Did you hear that the new Obi-Wan show from D+ isn't going to have Liam Neeson in it?
Apparently his role was taken.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What kind of car does Obi Wan Kenobi drive?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the imperial proctologist?
These arenβt the βrhoids youβre looking for.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables
So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?
Your thots will betray you.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.
Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.
Anakin: Okay...and?
Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?
Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
My husband says he is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
I said, βPlease donβt go, honey. Youβre the Obi-Wan for me.β
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︎ May 04 2021
What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Why didnβt any of Luke Skywalkerβs marriages last?
He always followed Obi-Wanβs advice: βUse divorce, Luke.β
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︎ May 04 2021
Which program do jedi use to open PDFs?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?
He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What did obi-wan say when Anakin asked him "what's up?"
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Canada wan't originally supposed to have a C in it's name
But then they wanted anada letter
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What's the name of the brother of Obi-Wan?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Who is Obi-Wan's twin brother?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What did Han Solo's Valentine to Leia say?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Found in /r/prequelmemes
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?
They were looking in Alderaan places
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Im happy with this wan
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︎ Jun 29 2018
Star wars celebrity names
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Obi wan never told you who killed your father
Luke: he told me enough. I'm angry
Vader: Hi angry, I'm dad
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︎ Sep 16 2018
What do you call a Kenyan Jedi?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Wan(Na) Hear a Salt Joke?
Me, talking about these premade breakfast sandwhiches I just ate: I think i just ate 2 days worth of salt
Gf: but it was worth it because they were So Dium good
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︎ Mar 07 2016
Can Obi Wan be turned to the dark side?
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︎ Mar 13 2018
My 9-year-old son Luke was forgetting to use his cutlery again at dinner.
So in my best Obi-Wan Kenobi voice I said, "Luke, use the fork!"
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Some WWII puns.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Whoβs the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What was the result of the Obi Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul battle?
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︎ Aug 30 2016
gastropods
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Had to laugh when I saw this cleverly named WiFi network
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︎ Aug 06 2017
Obi-Wan is tired of teaching Luke dinner table manners
Luke: eating with hands, spilling dinner everywhere
Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he started eating with his hands?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the dinner table?
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︎ Dec 12 2018
What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the dinner table?
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