I guess I'm just looking for love in all the wrong paces.
Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
To check his balance
Icy Dead People
But he spends all his time on his dashboard
His balance was off.
it's all part of a balanced breakfast.
I used to look up to him.
Itβs a walk in the park.
Great scotch!
He is living the dream.
It just seems like loitering with extra steps
"Would you like a beer mat?" he asked.
I said, "I prefer cider, pal. And my name isn't Matt."
...they always toe the line.
He never worked without a net.
My friend texted me one day and said:
"I was walking the dogs on the trail and I was wondering if anything interesting was going to happen. Then a Girl walked onto the trail with her horse. She was walking her horse in a bra."
To which I messaged back saying: "That is awesome! How did she get the horse in a bra?"
I could feel him groan through the next 10 text messages.
He wanted a well-balanced meal.
He wanted a balanced meal.
He needed a balanced meal
He wanted a balanced breakfast
