I just changed all the labels in my wife's spice rack.

She doesn't know it yet, but the thyme is cumin

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ojohn69
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What is a wock?

Itโ€™s a thing you kill a wabbit with when you havenโ€™t got a wifle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gwforeman
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How are golf balls made?

First some context: golf balls can be made several different ways, and one of those ways is by winding material. So my brother became curious if there were other ways. So he asked:

Brother: "Dad, are all golf balls wound?"

Dad: "Well of course they're wound. If they weren't wound they wouldn't woll."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DBones90
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