Visine Puns

What do you call Luke Skywalker after he uses Visine eye drops?

A Jedi with no red eye

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/boogerknows

📅︎ Aug 25 2019

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They held a funeral for the CEO of Visine...

There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/HXCg4m3r

📅︎ Nov 28 2018

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I gave an emotional speech at a Visine convention;

there wasn't a dry eye in the house.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/k-smackerel

📅︎ Aug 22 2015

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Who DOESN'T enjoy a little eye candy on a Wednesday afternoon?

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention

📅︎ Feb 10 2021

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What Do You Call Homosexual Eye Glances?

Gaze.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Biolummenescent

📅︎ Jun 28 2018

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