When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...
"I'm decomposing."
My dad just laid this one on me (I live in Vienna)
Pops: Hey, do they have fourth of July over there in Austria?
Me: I don't really know
Pops: Well, it's probably on July fourth.
I went to the blind museum today. It really sucked.
I couldn't see a thing!
Legal Cake
Uncle: "You know the Bavarian Purity Laws that regulate the ingredients in German beer? In Vienna they have similar laws regulating pastry." Me: "Oh really? Cake laws?" Uncle: "Actually, they call them Torte Laws."
