A friend asked me what makes Chili Verde green?

Me: Is it the chili?

Friend: Noooo

Me: ... So it's the verde.

He was dumbfounded.

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📅︎ Dec 11 2014
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bi-lingual pun and done

Mom and I were in the car and this conversation happened:

Mom: "that car is such an ugly shade of green"

Me: "I agreen"

Mom: "ha. ha. ha." rolls eyes

Me: "Es la verde-d!"

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We were eating tacos...[SFW]

Mom: what's your favorite sauce?

Me: I like fire sauce.

Dad: I like the green sauce.

Me: Really? The green sauce? Why?

Dad: Because it's... Verde verde good.

Me: god dammit

Mom: Hahahahaha! That was a good one!

Dad: Hey! No cussing! Now do the dishes!

I'm 23.....

I did the dishes.

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📅︎ Aug 28 2014
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