Unorthodox Puns

A list of puns related to "Unorthodox"

My daughter asked that I not be funny when her friend came over because she said, I’m unorthodox. I offered to grow my sideburns out and wear a hat so then I would look fully orthodox.

‘That’s exactly what I mean’ she said

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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What did the very unorthodox dairy factory manager say to his security manager named Shaun who was very good at his job?

"Nothing here gets past-your-eyes-eh-Shaun?"

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👤︎ u/limeadeboi
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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I've got a friend who is both a Dwarf and a Rabbi.

I know what you're thinking 'thats a little unorthodox'.

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👤︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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[HELP] Need help coming up with a certain good pun info in desc.

Hi all, sorry for the unorthodox post, but i really need help coming up with a specific pun. You see, this girl called eve challenged me to think of a non-obvious pun for her name that is still good and so far the best i can think of is something to do with an apple(like out of the bible) any chance you could help out a brother in need? Any input welcome.

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👤︎ u/explodingpineapple64
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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Why do Orthodox churches have onion domes?

Because if they didn’t, they’d be unorthodox.

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👤︎ u/pissed_pisstofferson
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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Two Popes walk into a bar.

One of the other patrons points at them both and says, "Now there's something you don't see every day."

Another patron points at each one in turn and says "I've seen the one in here before, but the other is unorthodox."

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👤︎ u/Myntrith
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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