Ultimatum...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum: I have to choose between her and my career as a news reporter.

I have some breaking news for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My wife gave me an ultimatum

She said that I had to choose between her, and pointing out doors to people.

I Responded the only way I knew how:

"Well there's the door"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpbojoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My girlfriend was infatuated with roofing equipment so I gave her an ultimatum: it's either me or the equipment.

She chose the ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I went into the kitchen this morning and there was a "Get better soon" card on the table for me. I called out to my wife asking what it was for because I wasn't sick.

She shouted back from the other room "It's an ultimatum."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Else

Whenever someone delivers an ultimatum and says "or else" - just visit this thread to choose "else" as your option.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I just told my gf about how I found a madderdaddie today.

She asked, "what's a madderdaddie?"

I replied, "nothing son."

As she groaned, she threatened to dump me if I ever said something like that again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourchingoo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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