Uh huh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMirsinho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Uh oh... Emergency: you brought me the wrong tool...

This is not a drill... I repeat, this is not a drill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunetikPrugresiv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My doctor assessed my condition and grimaced. 'I--uh, I give you two weeks max."

"Bad news," I said, "and my name is Tom."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

No it was with a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Uh oh-Where did the hacker go?

I don’t know, he ransomware

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THE1FIREHAWK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Uh, where? Wolf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddh85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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uh oh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moognus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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uh oh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iPhoenixPK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Uh...... Do I need to wash my eyes if I touch them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Addicted2Cornhole
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I looked up from my computer and asked my son, "Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers?" Puzzled, he replied, "Uh, no." I responded...

"Neither have eye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Uh uh oh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathWish07
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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I’m Okay-now-uh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjasghar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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"Uh yeah I'm walking around your store barefoot and creating a hygiene problem, Mr.foot locker employee."

So shoe me!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Uh-Oh! Someone has a case of the Mondays!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatsthatbutt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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me: β€œuh dad, why don’t i have a father on my birth certificate?”

dad: β€œwe couldn’t remember the mail mans name"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObviouslyAwesomee
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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β€œUh oh, looks like She has a furniture problem....

...Her chest is falling into her drawers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinnyblanc00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Uh ohh...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notrueme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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UH-1H "Huey"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAdmiester
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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Uh-oh, looks like the Holy Father is getting in on things too...

Our secret recipe for holy water: take two liters water, and boil the hell out of it!

https://twitter.com/DadjokePope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motorcitymatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isthisgood12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanka007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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