Uh oh... Emergency: you brought me the wrong tool...
This is not a drill... I repeat, this is not a drill!
My doctor assessed my condition and grimaced. 'I--uh, I give you two weeks max."
"Bad news," I said, "and my name is Tom."
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
No it was with a knife.
Uh oh-Where did the hacker go?
I don’t know, he ransomware
Uh...... Do I need to wash my eyes if I touch them
I looked up from my computer and asked my son, "Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers?" Puzzled, he replied, "Uh, no." I responded...
"Neither have eye."
"Uh yeah I'm walking around your store barefoot and creating a hygiene problem, Mr.foot locker employee."
So shoe me!
me: “uh dad, why don’t i have a father on my birth certificate?”
dad: “we couldn’t remember the mail mans name"
“Uh oh, looks like She has a furniture problem....
...Her chest is falling into her drawers
Uh-oh, looks like the Holy Father is getting in on things too...
Our secret recipe for holy water: take two liters water, and boil the hell out of it!
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
