You know what they say about monkeys and typewriters

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How did the typewriter know it was pregnant?

It skipped a period.

Thanks Dad! http://i.imgur.com/WkX7hud.jpg

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Don't forget, tomorrow is National Typewriter Awareness day

So please buy a ribbon

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👤︎ u/timmmmb
📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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It's criminal!

I opened a bag of Doritos and was about to start eating when I heard a tapping noise from inside the packet. I looked inside the bag and saw ane little Dorito on using a typewriter. 'What are you doing ?' I asked 'Shh, I'm writing a whodunit,' came the reply. 'Of course!' I exclaimed, 'you must be Agatha Crispie!'

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📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?

A typewriter.

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📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Shakespeare and Monkeys

We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.

Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

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Two elephants in a bathtub

The elephant in the front asks the one in. The back to pass the soap. The elephant in the back says, "what do I look like? A typewriter?" As your audience stares at you in confusion you spring this one on them.

"Quick! Ask me if I'm a truck!" "Ummmm... Are you a truck?"

With the most blank look you can muster reply with "No." and walk away shaking your head.

As a dad, this is my favorite joke. Been using it since I was a teenager.

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