A list of puns related to "The Typewriter"
It skipped a period.
Thanks Dad! http://i.imgur.com/WkX7hud.jpg
We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
The elephant in the front asks the one in. The back to pass the soap. The elephant in the back says, "what do I look like? A typewriter?" As your audience stares at you in confusion you spring this one on them.
"Quick! Ask me if I'm a truck!" "Ummmm... Are you a truck?"
With the most blank look you can muster reply with "No." and walk away shaking your head.
As a dad, this is my favorite joke. Been using it since I was a teenager.
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