Did you hear how clever the person was who invented the tutu?

They really knew how to put tu and tu together.

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👤︎ u/Digitosa
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Tutu

I work in IT for a school district. I was responding to a work order for a teacher at a Jr. High and he had a class in session so I stood quietly in the back until he had a free moment.

Teacher was explaining the objective for the day: "2-1 (two one is blah blah blah), and 2-2 (two two is blah blah blah)

Student: heh you said tutu

Teacher: tutu, yeah I like the ballet. (He makes a curtsy and it was funny because he is a larger guy). I was so hungry once I ate the tutu and it hurt my ballet (as he pats his tummy).

It took a second and the class burst out in laughter.

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👤︎ u/thai_mish
📅︎ Oct 29 2014
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I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique

But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.

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👤︎ u/Cobclob
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why didn't the ballerina wear three costumes?

Because that would be tutu many, obviously.

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👤︎ u/michelreid
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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My dad and my sister.

My little sister was getting ready for her ballet recital and she went over to my dad to ask him how her tutu looked. He said "Your tutu looks great, but when are you going to graduate to a threethree, or a fourfour?"

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📅︎ Nov 26 2013
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My two year old daughter is advanced for her years

She was wearing a tutu. A friend asked her if she was a ballerina.

"No, I Rosie."

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👤︎ u/seanfish
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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