I never go on truss bridges.

They are not trusstable.

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My roof caved in on me... and I no longer feel safe.

I think I have truss issues

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A couple was having an argument about leaving some roof trusses exposed when they remodeled their house.

They had some real truss issues.

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[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?

A truss fund baby.

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👤︎ u/acarp6
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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I was assembling some steel trusses at work solo on Thursday and my production manager came up to me and said "Do you need a hand?"

I said "no, I've already got two"

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👤︎ u/xALmoN
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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What language do bridges speak?

Spanish.

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👤︎ u/submuloc_j
📅︎ Aug 12 2017
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Building a stable relationship is like building a stable bridge

It takes a lot of truss

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📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Draw Bridge
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📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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Okay dad.. really?

http://i.imgur.com/EG9gF7u.png ..I've been helping him build his shed when I can, it's actually looking nice, and the nail-gun is pretty badass...

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📅︎ Apr 21 2016
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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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📅︎ Oct 22 2016
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Why was the roofer sent home from work?

He had shingles.

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📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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I made a bridge out of Kleenex.

I have truss tissues.

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📅︎ Jan 19 2017
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My friend built a bridge out of tissues

A friend of mine built a bridge out of tissues and asked me if I'd be willing to test it out. After looking at it, I told him that I might if he let me add some extra supports. I hope he didn't take it personally, it's just that for the longest time I've had these truss tissues.

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👤︎ u/Ninjuhz
📅︎ Jun 15 2015
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You really ought to build bridges with your friends.

Or else there won't be any truss between you two.

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👤︎ u/akol404
📅︎ Dec 18 2014
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If someone sneaks across a steal framed bridge...

...are they a truss-passer?

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👤︎ u/bcjgreen
📅︎ Apr 04 2016
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Construction workers

While putting up framework in a construction site, a worker waves at the crane operator about to place a main support beam and yells "stop, that beam isn't strong enough! There's no way this will hold the upper levels!". The foreman pushes the worker aside and yells to the crane driver "It's fine. Truss me, I'm an engineer!"

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