Tresses Puns

A list of puns related to "Tresses"

Did you know it was against the law to let your long hair to cross over into someone else's property?

Yeah, that is called tress-passing.

(Especially when your neighbor stresses over your tresses.)

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Bad haircut

What do you call someone who's unhappy with their haircut?

Dis-tressed.

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👤︎ u/KantTakeItAnymoore
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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So the B-17 Flying Fortress's main rival the B-24 Liberator was built by the Ford motor company...

I guess you could call it a...

Flying FORDTRESS

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👤︎ u/Pperson25
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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Thought he was telling me some sentimental story.

Dad : "My dad used to build his own boats with wood from the forest and one day he brought me out with him to chop some wood and he stopped for a moment and looked at the tress, put his arm around me and said "One day son, all this will be oars."."

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👤︎ u/TheRealRory
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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