Some things transcend languages
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Portugal_Stronk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Dadjokes transcend international borders

Today, whilst on holiday in Spain, I sent a photo to my dad captioned "loving life, drinking sangria by the pool".

The response: "might want to slow down and just drink it by the glass"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtps
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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Why did the mystic refuse Novocain?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Siddhartha Gautama Showed Up And Asked for Some Vegetables....

The village elders looked at him and asked, "Didn't you just start your own religion? Ask your followers instead!"

He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."

The next day he showed up and asked for some bread.

The village elders looked at him and asked, "Doesn't your religion disavow physical needs? Transcend your hunger instead."

He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."

The next day he showed up and asked for some meat.

The village elders looked at him and asked "Doesn't your religion espouse vegetarianism? You should be asking for bread and vegetables instead."

He said, "I already did, but no problem..."

Finally, the elders called the village guards to get rid of that Hungry Buddha Pest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorGarfanzo
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Did you hear about the guru at the dentist who refused anesthetic?

He was trying to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustergonad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Puns for Educated Minds
  1. The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

  3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

  8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

  9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

  10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: You stay here; I'll go on a head.

  13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: Keep off the Grass.

  15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

  16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

  17. A backward poet writes inverse.

  18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

  19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

  20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

  21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.

  22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says Dam!

  23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

  24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, I’ve lost my electron. The other says Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I’m positive.

  25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

  26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreshFocusPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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Why did the Maharishi Yogi opt out of Novocaine during his root canal?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brave_council
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?

he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasismyname_
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A Buddhist refused anaesthetic during a root canal procedure. His goal?

Transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfidelCastrato
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I met a Buddhist monk who refused anaesthetic during his root canal surgery. His aim?

Transcend dental medication

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasualAustralian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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A Buddhist monk refused novacaine at the dentist.

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverZealousPasta
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Did you hear about the Buddhist monk that refused Novocain during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Say no to Novocaine!

Say no to Novocaine! Transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/door21
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