Looking to learn a bit more about the foods we traditionally eat on Thanksgiving...
Can anyone recommend a good bog about cranberries?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Last Thanksgiving, I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey.
Man, you should have seen the people scatter in the meat department.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Despite everything this year, we're having a traditional Thanksgiving dinner
You know..Turkey.. stuffing... Cranberries..and Masked Potatoes.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Itβs been a long running tradition for my family to, once a year, jog to the nearest clothes store and back
I guess it just runs in the jeans
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︎ Jun 29 2020
My dad has a tradition of wearing pink whenever he does his jog
Itβs a bit of a running joke in the family
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Do you know why nursing is a woman's job?
Because men can't breastfeed.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Good thing getting old isnβt a tradition
Cause it would die out quickly
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︎ May 11 2020
I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems
I for 1, love Roman numerals.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Why does the melon have to have a big traditional wedding?
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︎ May 31 2020
What animal is traditionally hunted with an atlatl?
Cattlecattle
Sorry, may not be a dad joke, my wife actually laughed.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I saw my friend stealing some traditional Japanese clothing.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Long, stupid Dad joke
The ancient Greeks greatly feared volcanic explosions from Mt. Olympus, so they developed a tradition of sacrificing young maidens to the Gods on the mountain. Every year they selected five girls, and sacrificed four. Then they assigned the other one to stomp the olive harvest. Thatβs where we get Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My 3 year old's first joke
What's wobbly in the sky
A jellycopter
Not the best execution, but I'm happy he's joining the tradition of bad jokes
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︎ Jun 02 2020
It's tradition in my family to always put up the Chris-mas decorations the day after Thanksgiving
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︎ Nov 29 2019
I've got an idea for a Morrocan restaurant. It's gonna serve traditional food but cooked in non traditional, anti-authoritarian ways....
...I'm gonna call it 'Rage Against The Tajine'
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︎ Dec 21 2019
A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...
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︎ Dec 24 2019
This time of year we switch out our old decorative squash for a new one -
It's the traditional changing of the gourd.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Why did the man get sent back to his home country for following his high school girlfriends life rules?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
See what they did there
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What fruit always has a traditional marriage?
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︎ Aug 01 2019
It's a tradition
Q: Where's the best place to get a Christmas goose?
A: Under the mistletoe.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Traditional Japanese poet smokes pot
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Local buffet was out of traditional Indian flatbread
I told them it was a naan issue.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
What do you call a modern Indian restaurant?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Today my mom turns 53, and it's tradition that my dad fills the kitchen with posters before she wakes up, wishing her a happy birthday. This year's were some of his worst (best) work.
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︎ Feb 27 2015
I made a meal, with parts from every culture, using traditional Chinese methods
It was from all Woks of Life
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Me can't apologize enough for ripping traditional Indian dress.
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︎ May 20 2019
Why do we have the tradition of blowing out candles on birthday cakes?
So we don't burn our faces when we eat it.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Traditionally, there are no blues used in oil paintings
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︎ Mar 20 2019
I may have gotten my hatred of English tradition from dad...
But I can only speculate because he was an absent-tea father.
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︎ Jun 10 2018
A traditional French omelette only has one egg
I thought it was strange, that all omelettes are so small, but in France they say that one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Dec 20 2017
Why do melons have traditional weddings?
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︎ Aug 11 2018
You know what Italians traditionally eat every Halloween?
Why, a nice big bowl of fettuccine afraid-o of course.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
What kind of melon is traditionally served at weddings?
Cantaloupe (canβt elope)
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︎ Sep 23 2018
A beautiful tradition
Martial arts is as much spiritual training as it is physical training. In fact, there is a school of martial arts in Korea where practitioners would spend large portions of the day just meditating.
As they train their spirits to ponder over their place in the universe, the practitioners would also train their bodies to forgo the needs of the physical world. The practitioners would endure days on end without sleep, and live on a single loaf of bread for an entire month.
As they meditate, they would repeat the mantra: βI am one with the universe, it sleeps not so I shall not sleep. This bread is my only worldly attachment but I shall only TAKE ONE DOUGHβ
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︎ Jul 06 2018
TIL the reason santa supposedly enters through the chimney is because that's traditionally how you were supposed to bring the christmas tree inside.
They decided to change it though because it was a pine in the ash
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︎ Apr 24 2018
What is brown and sticky?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.
In fact, there is still no e-quill.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
as a mathematician, I can confirm that we don't mind traditional houses, but we'd still prefer...
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︎ May 29 2016
I was wrestling with my 7 yr old just now and introduced him to "stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
I feel that i have passed the tradition down yet another generation. Im going to live forever!
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I tried a traditional Malaysian dress made of wool.
Sarong, but felt so right.
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︎ Feb 23 2018
Why did the melon have a traditional wedding?
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