Toto sponsored a group of zombie missionaries.

They blessed the brains down in Africa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I want to hear 99 people sing 'Africa' by Toto.

It's something that a hundred men or more could never do...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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"Africa" by Toto isn't a country song.

It's a continent song.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them

I guess love isn't always on time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwrk92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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The bands Kansas and Toto should tour together

It’s gonna be the β€œwhirlwind tour”

I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBungles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My wife threatened to leave me unless I stopped quoting Toto’s Africa

I told her it’s going to take a lot more than that to drag me away from you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Me too, Toto. Me too.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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Toto, I Have A Feeling We're Not In Africa Anymore

Vampire's are killed by Holy water and the reason we never hear of vampires in Africa is because they bless the Rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoublewubbleA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Pum pum pum papapapum....
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Did you know that Africa has had no vampires since 1982?

That's the year that Toto blessed the rains there.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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How profoundly disappointing to know...

...that the band 'Toto' was not made up of former members of the band 'Kansas'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryptozoophagist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I saw an all-male choir performing on the weekend. I said...

..."There are 99 people in that choir."

My son, who was with me, asked, "Wow dad! How did you count them so quickly?"

I replied, "They are singing >!"Africa" by Toto. It's something that a hundred men or more could never do.!<"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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How do you learn to sing Africa?

Well, just sing it. Learn Toto by doing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LtSnakePlissken
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Did you hear that there are no vampires on the entire continent of Africa?

They can't survive since Toto blessed the rains there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaiju_Paul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Dorothy was listening to Hold the Line when suddenly her music player broke.

Dorothy: Toto, I don't think we're in Africa anymore...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheScarletSho
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Seinfeld and Kramer can't find Elaine...

She left a note saying "I'm leaving tonight for a new life"

The two of them try to track her down, but all efforts fail to find exactly where she is. They search all of the Americas, Europe, Asia, Antarctica, and Australia with no luck, so they ask Toto to help out.

Eventually, using process of elimination, Toto says to Seinfeld and Kramer, "I guess Elaine's down in Africa."

EDIT: Added bits to clarify and help set up the joke. I thought of it this morning after 1.5 hours of sleep so it wasn't well-written at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aurrutia214
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Dad-joked by a toilet

For all of my life, my brain has played a soundtrack. At all times, in all places, I hear music going through my head, from the moment I awaken in the morning until I go to sleep at night. I can only shut it off by listening to other music, watching a movie, etc. but it soon starts up again once the outside source of stimulus is removed.

Yesterday I was travelling. When I visited the restroom prior to boarding my flight, the the music in my head suddenly switched tracks from "I've Been Everywhere Man" (that got really old after the first hour. Oy!) to "Africa" by Toto. "That's odd", I thought to myself, "the music in my head usually doesn't switch tracks unless something has changed around me." I finished my business, cleaned up, stood up, and turned around to flush.

Then I saw it. There, emblazoned on the porcelain, was the word "TOTO". The manufacturer of the toilet. "Nice job, brain, funny, hah-hah," I thought to myself.

The song in my head came to an abrupt halt. Silence, for just one moment. Blessed silence. Rare for me. Then I realized. My brain was giving me time to digest the previous joke. Waiting for me to think I'd arrived at the punch line. Pausing for a beat before it delivered the next one. "Africa" started over again, telling me exactly why the DJ deciding songs in my head had picked this exact moment, this exquisite situation, this exact set of circumstances to deliver the internal Dad Joke of the year:

"Doodoo doo-doo doodoo do dooooooooo...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/txgsync
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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Is "Africa" by Toto a country song?

No, it's a continent song.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicholas_caged
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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I tried to bless the rains down in Africa...

It was a Toto failure. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains

It was a Toto failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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