Tom Selleck Puns

A list of puns related to "Tom Selleck"

So my dad met Tom Selleck and sends me this dad joke
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👤︎ u/sonofodin12
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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My proudest dad joke yet

We were talking about how Tom Selleck was originally offerered to play Indiana Jones.

Friend: He turned down the role because he was working on Magnum PI

Me: He also turned down the 'roll' because he didn't want to get too full before dinner.

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👤︎ u/idontfrikkincare
📅︎ Jun 28 2014
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My proudest dad joke yet. Delivery was spot on.

We were talking about how Tom Selleck was originally offerered to play Indiana Jones.

Friend: He turned down the role because he was working on Magnum PI

Me: He also turned down the 'roll' because he didn't want to get too full before dinner.

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👤︎ u/idontfrikkincare
📅︎ May 09 2014
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