I try and keep track of how much toffee I consume.

I keep a Heath Ledger

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👤︎ u/Zaxxonn26
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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What does the Joker use to keep track of his chocolate toffee bar expenses?

Heath Ledger

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👤︎ u/richrawl
📅︎ Dec 27 2017
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I had some toffee in the shape of a Wookiee today...

It was very chewy.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Mar 17 2017
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What do you call a list that keeps track of toffee candy bars?

A Heath Ledger.

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Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases.

It was a Heath ledger.

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👤︎ u/scotch-o
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
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6yr old daughter just got me.

What do you call a train full of toffee?

A chew chew train.

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👤︎ u/bearlegion
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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Dad: "What's brown and sticky?"

Me: "Groan, a brown stick"

Dad: "Toffee, smart arse!"

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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Text about cooking dessert

A friend received this little cooking lesson from her dad.

making toffee!

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