Oh how the tides have turned.
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︎ May 01 2021
The tides have turned
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︎ Apr 12 2021
A good clean joke for you.
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︎ May 21 2021
Ughh..shut up and bill my purchase...
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︎ May 25 2021
Emphasis on laundry rotation
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︎ Apr 14 2021
- Dad, explain the tides to me?
- Well, first of all, there's sponges!
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︎ Mar 10 2021
There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"
Apparently it's a Soap Opera.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
But its harder to deter gents
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Tide Up
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My hands are tide!
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︎ Oct 21 2020
The tides have turned
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Do you know who lives outside of a sandcastle?
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Her personality is like a box of Tide
All it does is deter gents
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why did the boat float away?
It gave into pier pressure.
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︎ May 16 2021
What causes high tides?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
When are rip tides dangerous?
Current-ly
You're welcome, I'll be here all week!
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︎ Nov 02 2020
How does a mermaid wash her tail?
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︎ May 30 2021
What do you call laundry detergent on the top shelf?
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︎ May 30 2021
Oh, How the Tides Have Turned
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︎ Jan 26 2020
But in what paper? The Tides?
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︎ Feb 25 2020
The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...
I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Sick and tide.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?
Because they've got to keep the ocean tide.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.
Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!
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︎ Feb 06 2018
Nothing I can do about it
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︎ Aug 01 2020
When the budget for Christmas tree is tide
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Getting ladies to stop eating Tide pods was relatively easy.
But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry puns
So from today I'm detergent to be better.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
So today my five-year-old daughter made me proud...
She was eating watermelon, and she wanted to know how much it cost. (She's obsessed with prices lately.) I asked her how much she thought it cost, and she said, "I don't know, a melon dollars?"
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Why did the Eskimo do laundry in tide?
Because it was too damn cold out tide.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
My hands are tide
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︎ Nov 06 2019
I use to be addicted to tide pods.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Do you know why eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
Because it's too cold out tide (outside)
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Why does the guitarist for Megadeth always carry a tide stick?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
I would help but...
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︎ Apr 14 2020
There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.
Itβs called the Redundant-Sea.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Oh, how the Tides have turned.
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︎ Aug 03 2017
They could've cleared that ship from the Suez Canal much faster, if they just would've filled the waterway with detergent
A rising Tide lifts all boats
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︎ Mar 30 2021
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Iβll take that ban now
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︎ Jul 05 2020
I said hi to the sea
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︎ Jan 31 2021
My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
When are rip tides a problem?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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︎ Jan 21 2018
Itβs easy to deter ladies from eating tide pods
But itβs more difficult to deter gents
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︎ Oct 20 2019
It is easy to stop ladies from eating tide pods
But it's hard to deter gents
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︎ Jan 26 2020
I used to be addicted to Tide Pods,
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︎ Jan 12 2018
Why was the tide high?
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Itβs easy to prevent women from eating tide pods
But itβs harder to deter gents
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︎ Jan 25 2019
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