Oh how the tides have turned.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stagnantsewage12
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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The tides have turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengwinee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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A good clean joke for you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspectorPK
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Ughh..shut up and bill my purchase...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Emphasis on laundry rotation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrimaryStrict
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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- Dad, explain the tides to me?
  • Well, first of all, there's sponges!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peter-the-average
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"

Apparently it's a Soap Opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods

But its harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Tide Up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeeepy_Hollow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My hands are tide!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Troshill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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The tides have turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Do you know who lives outside of a sandcastle?

The serfs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tork1234
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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Her personality is like a box of Tide

All it does is deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eventualmente
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did the boat float away?

It gave into pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonyxtoast
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What causes high tides?

Sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basicbasterd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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When are rip tides dangerous?

Current-ly

You're welcome, I'll be here all week!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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How does a mermaid wash her tail?

She uses tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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What do you call laundry detergent on the top shelf?

High tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FearTheCheese203
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Oh, How the Tides Have Turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/They_Beat_Me
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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But in what paper? The Tides?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...

I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Sick and tide.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFlo85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?

Because they've got to keep the ocean tide.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?

I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.

Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brady_bear3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Nothing I can do about it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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When the budget for Christmas tree is tide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Getting ladies to stop eating Tide pods was relatively easy.

But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry puns

So from today I'm detergent to be better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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So today my five-year-old daughter made me proud...

She was eating watermelon, and she wanted to know how much it cost. (She's obsessed with prices lately.) I asked her how much she thought it cost, and she said, "I don't know, a melon dollars?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Why did the Eskimo do laundry in tide?

Because it was too damn cold out tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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My hands are tide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satanic_Smaug
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I use to be addicted to tide pods.

But I'm clean now.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Do you know why eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

Because it's too cold out tide (outside)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kipzer1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Why does the guitarist for Megadeth always carry a tide stick?

Because Dave must stain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I would help but...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/remoestmoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.

It’s called the Redundant-Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Oh, how the Tides have turned.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyPineConeFeet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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They could've cleared that ship from the Suez Canal much faster, if they just would've filled the waterway with detergent

A rising Tide lifts all boats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

I’ll take that ban now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I said hi to the sea

It just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamie-brittain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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When are rip tides a problem?

Current-ly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schlager25
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boomkiller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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It’s easy to deter ladies from eating tide pods

But it’s more difficult to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qscjkudc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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It is easy to stop ladies from eating tide pods

But it's hard to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I used to be addicted to Tide Pods,

But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinhmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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Why was the tide high?

Because of the seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAFdeexy80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods

But it’s harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrowerNotAShower2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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