Someone stole diapers and baby pacifiers from the childcare center.
It was a nursery crime.
My wife asked me why I gave my daughter a pacifier...
I responded: "to pacifier."
Looking for a new pun tat
I already have a bee on my butt-cuz when I do the sizzle finger thing I say it stings beeing this hot
A pacifier on my middle finger- for the suckers
I am hoping to get a fly in a suit soon holding some jars of honey- cuz you can catch a fly with honey but you can catch more hunnys being fly
Any other ideas would be appreciated
My baby girl is going to have trouble with the cops.
She is always refusing to take a nap
And resisting a rest
Holding my little girl, my wife walks up...
Little one is furiously violating her pacifier when the lady says, “I suppose it’s time for a feeding.”
Hand on the pacifier, I looked up and replied, “Shall I uncork the whine?”
An unwavering stare was my only reward.
