Love thy Neigh-er v.redd.it/wjcxcn3m1mg51
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes, But thy are a solid number two.
My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin
But by god did I love thy neighbor
Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight ?
Thy probably don't like each other.
What do pastafarians say after saying grace?
Ramen.
Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
What do you call a potato with a penis?
A dicktator
A hot actress tried out for my play. She spoke the archaic version of "your" beautifully...
She had nice "thy"s.
Did you know Karl Marx was teased by his classmates in school?
Thy teased him because he couldn’t capitalize.
God's Name is Howard
Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.
Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S.
> Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me.
[whole room] > "AFTER ME"
>Ok fellas, lets start here
While out at a cousins ranch....
Seeing a horse lick another horse:
Daughter: Daddy, that horse licked that other horse!
Me: Well you know what they say, love thy NEIGHbor!
Group except me: [groans]
Did you know that the song "Away in a Manger" talks about fawns?
"Bless all the deer children in thy tender care..."
