Someone thought I was stupid and tried to explain what a sawhorse is

But I shut him down immediately because I'm well aware that it's the past tense of seahorse

Thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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a joke my dad told that took 2 weeks to pay off

(the joke makes more sense in dutch)

My dad talking to my nephew about his pet horse he used to have.

"My horse was an oddball, wherever we'd go he'd look for water to splash around in. one time we went to the beach and he'd jump into the water and swim around."

Two weeks later we're hanging out and my aunt tells dad she heard the story about his horse, and asked what kind of horse it was.

"a seahorse"

(in dutch he talked about a dog, and a seal in dutch is "zeehond" (seadog))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewney
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Whenever we drive by a field with a horse in it, I get my girls with this.

Me: SEAHORSE!!!

kids: what? Where?

I point to the horse in the field: see? Horse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strider820
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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I was at the aquarium the other day.

Staff members told me that the dwarf seahorse was quite small.

I didn't skip a beat, stating "yeah, he's a bit shrimpy".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrankTheSirens
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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