Simon Tong Puns

Hi! If you are in Simon Tong’s orgo I class from T, 7-10pm and wanna make a study group, pm me please! I am also in the lab on Thursday.

I seem to remember seeing Simon milling about at a few of the gigs yet when I watch video online of the shows I can't spot him. He's listed as being a member on the tours supporting the album but I can't seem to find him in any pictures/videos of Gorillaz. Does anyone know why this is? Was he actually replaced by Jeff Wooton or did he move to the dark keyboard zone? I'm so confused!

*I think I figured out that he only played on the Australian dates.

This is your 13-minute Thursday report in 3284 words.

##interview with Haypost director | Red mailboxes? | 1-hour pharmacy deliveries | Unified service centers

Reporter: we noticed red mailboxes on Yerevan streets. Are these only for the capital?

Haypost: you'll soon find them in all tourist areas. It's a tradition when a tourist comes to Armenia and wants to send a postcard to their country. These mailboxes are not cheap so we're focusing on tourist areas.

Reporter: how often will you collect the mail?

Haypost: once a day.

Reporter: the international delivery fees sharply increased earlier this year so you wouldn't operate at a loss. Did that help?

Haypost: the trend became negative in 2017 and continued that way. This year our losses were cut in half compared to 2020 because of the hike. Next year we will have positive ֏300M. When the government took over Haypost in 2020, we were in our worst financial state. We are recovering now.

Reporter: your buildings are in f--ked up condition in provinces. You said it's physically impossible to renovate them in 200 settlements. Do you have the money to rebuild them?

Haypost: we don't have the income yet, so the government has to fund the repairs. We're yet to confirm the 2022 Haypost budget. We would like to receive enough funding to build universal service centers. These centers aren't just post offices, they include five various government/financial/pharmacy services. These are the so-called "government embassies in provinces".

They help save resources. We have them Gyumri and Ijevan, and soon in Vanadzor, before a wider rollout.

Haypost has a new digital platform. Every department is online. A new app, an online pharmacy. You can deliver medicine to any part of the country.

Reporter: will you open more pharmacies?

Haypost: we'll open two more in Yerevan this year. Many villages don't have pharmacies. Provincial residents can visit the new pharmacy or use the mobile app and we will deliver the medication to the province the next day. This is already available in some locations, but we want to make 1-hour deliveries possible in Yerevan by having one such pharmacy in every district. We'll open 7 pharmacies in Yerevan next year.

Reporter: several months ago a large number of Haypost workers were terminated after failing the certification exam. They complained that they were asked questions unrelated to the profession.

Now incase you didn't know I did a video on how I think Feel Good Inc was made/formed, but I don't think I really explained how I thought It was made, because there was a lot going on, visual wise. So I have come with two ,virtual and real, ways on how the song could've been made. So let's get started. So for a while now, every know and then, I ask people on reddit if they know if there's and footage or articles on how the song formed and no one was helpful. Quite simply because no one knows but I think I know how. Now before I start, this isn't official these are just theories.

The Fictional Story

Incase you didn't know, Noodle made Demon Days which meant she made literally every track, including Feel Good Inc. Noodle has only really said one thing about the songs formation, that being that it started out an 80s drum beat and the windmill chorus is about a child-like innocence, but nothing further. She nor the rest of Gorillaz actually talk about how it came about. You'd figure they put it in Rise Of The Ogre but they didn't, they only talked about the meaning. Noodle stated that the drum beat came first so I think the bassline came to Noodle while she was playing a guitar (or a bass, because she is fluent on every instrument). Noodle probably came up with he bassline in 2004 in Kong Studios. She probably then recorded the bass layered with the drums, then improvised the guitar, while playing back the track. Then came up with the synth and acoustic guitar in the chorus. Then the lyrics came last, where she talked about windmills and "Cities breaking down on a camels back". She then probably invited the band members back to Kong to finish the track. Murdoc probably recorded the bass first then Russel played after, then Noodle and finishing off with 2D and the rest is history.

The Real Story

Let me first introduce to the real band members who played on Feel Good Inc.... Morgan Nicholls played bass on Demon Days, Simon Tong played guitar, Cass Browne engineered the drums and Damon provided keyboards, guitar and vocals. Absolutely NOTHING is known about how the song became. The earliest demo is from the track Feel Good Inc. Noodle's Demo. Now I think Morgan Nicholls played parts of the Feel Good Inc bassline and Damon told him to keep going. So I think Morgan started the song first with h

New World:

• Falskaar: "For the first time since the party's arrival in Falskaar almost 600 years ago a portal activates deep within the ruins of Mzubthand and the player steps through, arriving in Falskaar."
• Beyond Skyrim - Bruma: "Travel beyond the borders of Skyrim and explore Bruma, the northernmost county in Cyrodiil. Delve into Ayleid ruins, meddle in local affairs or explore the wilds - the journey begins now."
• Beyond Reach: "The mod takes place in the east of High Rock, commonly known as The Reach. You will experience a story of intrigue, conspiracies sowed by both men and gods, and the struggles of those in the most squalid situations."
• Wrath of the Lich King: "The realms of Oblivion are in turmoil. Tamriel is at risk. A threat rises... can you rise and meet it? Face the Lich King and his minions, strike them down!"
• Akavir. The curse of the immortals: Russian mod about Akavir (this version has english subtitles)
• Prince of Lies: Questline focusing on Mephala. "It includes 30 new quests to complete, over 50 new voiced NPCs to meet and many new areas to explore."
• The Tale of The Dwemer: "The Tale of The Dwemer is a major exploration and quest mod that will take you all over Tamriel, introducing you to new places, dungeons, lore, and more as you investigate rumors of an ancient lost Dwemer city known as "Advenchel"."
• A Witcher's Adventure: "Bring elements from The Witcher to Skyrim!"
• Isle of Artaeum: "Centered around the Psijic Order and their long awaited return to Tamriel, you will be allowed to travel to their magical island to study alongside them."
• Skygerfall - Daggerfall's Main Quest in TESV: Play Daggerfall's main quest but in Skyrim.
• Voyage to the Dreamborne Isles: "Embark on a grand quest to strange new lands, help people in need, and conquer your nightmares."

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

He lost May

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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BamBOO!

How hard is he?

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.