I was watching Lord of the Rings with my best friend yesterday, when I saw a wasp on the screen. I told my friend that the wasp was disturbing my viewing, and he replied
You ever see those blimps with the display screen made of thousands of tiny lights?
Proof that a LED balloon can fly...
Came to the living room and found the TV screen was white.
"Who's watching Peace TV?"
What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?
Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.
We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small
It took us a while to work out a proper resolution
My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, “what are you doing?”
He said, “I’m back to school!”
A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read “Free Wi-Fi”
The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed
Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild
My daughter has to screen the light from windows and doors in order to get ideas...
What did the phone screen say to the dad joke?
Looks like the joke’s on me
Butt the screen has a crack on it?
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
I finally have installed a mosquitos screen on the window...
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
Wife and I are watching an antiques show, when a weathervane shows up on the screen....
The wife and I both to proceed how we like the look of it, and the wife mentions how she likes the lack of a rooster on top.
To which I reply "Of course dear, no one likes a cock swinging around in the breeze".
Don't run into the screen door
I've taken to watching episodes of Friends on multiple screens all at the same time
I just love synchronised Schwimmers
I was at the movie theatre and somebody turned off the screen... thats a pretty dark joke if you ask me
The whole family got new phones. All of us bought Otter Boxes to protect our investment, except my teenage daughter who got a Hello Kitty cover with no screen protector.
It was a worst case scenario.
The norweigan radar operator reported seeing some
birds on screen
I had a picture of welch's grape jelly as my phone lock screen for a solid month before the wife asked me about it.
Did you hear about the the man who fell through the screen door?
Did you hear about the phone that was sick and ended up with a cracked screen?
Why does the camera equipment like to party with the green screen?
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
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