I told the Doctor "I think I have genetic diarrhea..."

He said "There's no such thing as genetic diarrhea..."

"But it's in my jeans!"

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📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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I hit the nurse with this one

I went with my parents to see my uncle who was just transferred to my university's hospital.

The nurse walks in and starts talking to us. Somehow the topic of genetics came up and she said "huh, I guess you got the good genes then!"

I looked down and pulled at my jeans. "I guess they're alright."

She rolled her eyes, smiled, and then let out a laugh. My dad was cracking up in the other corner of the room. I think I made him proud.

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📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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Discussing different medical issues and causes

Dad - "you know diarrhea is genetic right?"

Me - "did you say diarrhea? as in poop?"

Dad - "yea, it runs in your jeans"

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