As I looked at my naked body in the mirror… I
I realised that I was going to get kicked out of IKEA.
The psychologist told the naked man wrapped in saran wrap.
I can clearly see you’re nuts.
Why did the blonde enter the tennis courts naked?
Because the sign said tennis shoes only.
What measures the peer pressure to get naked at a party?
Did you see the pictures that came out of Betty White naked?
What did the seven dwarfs become upon seeing Snow White naked
You hear about the guy running around naked at a campground?
Well I should say he ran around naked, cause it was past tents.
Did you hear about the trial of the naked scotsman?
What did the elephant say to the naked blind man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Why was the lawyer standing around naked in the courtroom?
Me, a peace officer: Suspect is dancing naked through the streets
Dispatch: Copy that
Me: I’ll try but I’m not much of a dancer
My girlfriend won't walk around the house naked.
She's kinda clothed minded.
When I get naked in the bathroom...
... the shower gets turned on!
I was standing naked in front of the mirror this morning and thought...
I'm going to get kicked out of this IKEA.
One day at school we had to go in dressed as our favourite character from a book. I went in naked an spent all day sat on the toilet.
The teacher said: "Who are you meant to be?"
I said: "Poo bare".
Why did the lobster film the naked shrimp?
What's the ocean's most naked fish?
Why was the Nun always naked?
She just got out of the habit
My friend got completely naked in his performance of Hair the musical.
I got offered the chance to do naked stand up comedy recently.
There was no money in it, but it was worth it for the exposure.
What's the furthest planet humans can see with their NAKED eye?
Was in Paris the other day when a screaming naked guy barged past me and jumped into the river.
What do you call remembering seeing a naked composer at the symphony?
He asked the lost naked nun: "Where is your....
There was a naked man running around the church
The police caught him by the organ
Fun Fact: The guy from Dirty Jobs actually can't be seen with the naked eye.
I can't remember his name, though....
I had to finish the last half of my golf match naked.
I was only dressed to the nines.
What's Ironman without the suit? Stark Naked.
Scientists have developed a microscopic needle that is too small to be seen by the naked eye...
I just don't see the point.
I saw a naked grizzly at the zoo
A man called 911 after his 76 year old mother wandered out of the family home during the night. When asked what she had been wearing and if she had any personally identifying features about her, he advised she was barefoot, half naked and had a visible scar from her hysterectomy.
The dispatcher replied, “So... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
I scared the mailman by answering the door naked.
I don't know what scared him more. The fact I was naked or because I knew where he lived.
Why am I the only one naked?
They said it was a gender reveal party?
I’ve been running naked across the field at the same game for five straight years.
What’s the most naked animal?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that little thing?
As I looked at my naked body in the mirror...
I realised that I was going to get kicked out of IKEA!!!!
As I was standing in front of the mirror naked this morning, I thought..
I’m gonna get kicked out of this IKEA
What did the elephant say to the naked man
How do you breathe through that little thing.
Did you hear about the trial of the naked Scotsman?
When I get naked in the bathroom
the shower gets turned on.
Why am I the only person naked at this gender reveal party?
When I get into the shower naked
The shower gets turned on.
Whenever I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
What did the elephant ask the naked man ?
How do you breathe out of that thing?
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