What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocatmemes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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A man called 911 after his 76 year old mother wandered out of the family home during the night. When asked what she had been wearing and if she had any personally identifying features about her, he advised she was barefoot, half naked and had a visible scar from her hysterectomy.

The dispatcher replied, β€œSo... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...

"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toadfinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Today a naked man ran into our church and disrupted the service...

He was eventually caught by the organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lostinthesauce336
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

It's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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What is the difference between a well dress man sitting on a tricycle and a naked man sitting on a bike?

A TIRE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnonymousKingAndy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?

The balls on that guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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An elephant saw a naked man for the first time, what did it say to him?

How do you breathe with such a tiny nose?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamsushantaryal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I saw a naked man in the park today punching a newspaper...

I'm sure he'll be hitting the headlines soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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Yes my dad actually told me this one. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

It’s nice, but can it drink water?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditingHamster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What did the elephant ask the naked man ?

How do you breathe out of that thing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

β€œHow do you breathe through something so small?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/your_highness_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What did the elephant ask the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_cordeiro8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

You can breathe with that little thing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you pick up peanuts with that thing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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What did rhe elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funnyape
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you pick up peanuts with that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funky-Cheese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that tiny trunk?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaidendeck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How on earth do you breathe through that tiny thing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What did the Elephant say to the naked man?

How are you supposed to breath through THAT!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Roads_Demon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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