Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "The Minion"
Gru-gle
Gruten free.
filet minion
Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.
His minions replied, “We’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”
Why do prisoners hate computers?
The escape key never works.
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game
How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.
Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
Can February March? No but April may.
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.
[Insert minion meme]
During the opening credits, he spotted those familiar yellow, pill-shaped creatures that we all know too well.
He turned to me and said,
"Wouldn't you love to have a lot of them? Think about it, you could be a Minion-aire."
For our three year anniversary, the girlfriend decided we should go to this craftstore and paint/glaze some art in a kiln to remember this anniversary. I reluctantly agreed.
We start browsing the examples of what other people had done and we see a mugs painted like flowers, minions, and one painted as Harry Potter.
At which I said, "Oh look. Harry Pottery."
The laugh I got out of the worker made the trip worth it. The girlfriend was just embarrassed. I was proud.
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