The Game Awards 2017 Puns

A list of puns related to "The Game Awards 2017"

Due to this sub's unending debate about what equals a "Dad Joke", I have my own measure for whether or not to upvote/award... It must be more than some lame, unimaginative, "heard it 1000 times" pun. I just reviewed whether the top 10 jokes off all time from this sub meet this standard, and sadly...

No pun in ten did.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Dec 10 2021
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The inventor of 'knock-knock' jokes should get an award!

The no bell prize, maybe?

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👤︎ u/The_devils_violinist
📅︎ Dec 22 2021
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Why did the farmer get an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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👤︎ u/nocatmemes
📅︎ Dec 16 2021
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How can anyone think the Academy Awards are real?

I watched it and it’s obvious that everyone there is a paid actor!!!

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👤︎ u/Carrot_Lobbyist
📅︎ Jul 30 2021
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Why did the rapper thank the pavement when he won an award?

Coz it kept him off the streets.

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👤︎ u/bonkerz1888
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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Why did the scare crow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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👤︎ u/Top_Service_6152
📅︎ Nov 28 2021
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After a lifetime of jokes the inventor of the knock-Knock joke has been awarded..

The NoBell Prize.

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👤︎ u/8bitPete
📅︎ Oct 14 2021
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I met some chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby recently.They just kept bragging about how good they are at the game.

There's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer..

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Dec 10 2021
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Why did the cow get an award?

Because it was out standing in the field.

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👤︎ u/carrotwax
📅︎ Sep 23 2021
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Got my wife during the game last night

Hit my wife with this yesterday during the game, paraphrasing:

Wife: so it's the Los Angeles Chargers now?

Me: yeah they moved the team a few years ago

Wife: but aren't the raiders Los Angeles?

Me: no it's Las Vegas

Wife: oh I got the Los and Las mixed up

Me: hmm I guess you're at a Los for words

She didn't like it as much as I did :D

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👤︎ u/stealthkoopa
📅︎ Jan 10 2022
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Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award?

He was just out standing in his field

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👤︎ u/BattleTranny97
📅︎ Sep 06 2021
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The guy that invented the knock knock joke should get an award

may I suggest the no bell prize or the ballon door?

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👤︎ u/rnffdf
📅︎ Aug 07 2021
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What do you call a Sudoku game where all the numbers are imaginary?

Pseudoku

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Dec 23 2021
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How do you measure the magnitude of the pun in a dad joke?

With a sighsmograph

Edit: Wow, you guys, Thank-you the the awards and upvotes. If only my family appreciated this joke as much as you do!

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👤︎ u/massassi
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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Did ya hear about the cheese that's been working out?

Dude's shredded

Edit: Thanks guys for the awards and upvotes!

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👤︎ u/KingDSimon
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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I added the finishing touch to perfect my board game room.

It’s a paradise.

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👤︎ u/dothemagic
📅︎ Dec 07 2021
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I went to the most recent tennis game in my town and started yelling a question about everyone's net worth.

My wife then backhanded me and told me to stop making such a racket.

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👤︎ u/Second_guessing_Stuf
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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Why did the golfer take a second pair of socks to the game

Because he had a hole in one

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👤︎ u/birb_want_seeds
📅︎ Dec 23 2021
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My 6 year old daughter is getting in on the pun game!

I received a Mjölnir bottle opener for Christmas. My daughter just held it up and asked “what is this (pause for dramatic effect) Thor?”

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👤︎ u/jambo_1983
📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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Just got laid off at work (NOT A JOKE)

Please give me the best dad jokes you got

Edit (10/8): WOW. I did not expect to get this many upvotes or awards, let alone this many dad jokes this early. Thank you all for helping me laugh/groan this entire coming weekend. Keep em coming!

Edit 2: 10K???!! I’m at a loss for words guys. Thank you so much for the love and making me laugh and groan my ass off for the next 3 months straight. Let’s make it 4! ♥️

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👤︎ u/bassistheplace246
📅︎ Oct 07 2021
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Did you happen to see the leper football game?

It was awful. There was a hand off in the backfield.

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👤︎ u/rholland101951
📅︎ Dec 03 2021
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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👤︎ u/The_Pun-ishing_One
📅︎ Dec 20 2021
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What’s the worst part of a baseball game in Warsaw?

You are always behind a Pole.

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👤︎ u/asolidfiver
📅︎ Dec 26 2021
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How did the Swordsman won so many awards on Reddit?

He REPOSTED a lot!

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👤︎ u/Piash666
📅︎ Jul 29 2021
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!!

Edit: ooooo! Thanks for the awards! I appreciate it! =D

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👤︎ u/Sup3rphi1
📅︎ Dec 30 2021
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I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me

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👤︎ u/EdwinDaPenguin
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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My son has been eating electrical cords! What do it do?

Ground him until he conducts himself properly.

Edit: Thanks for the upvolts and awards. Gotta go, my son just flipped a breaker!

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👤︎ u/monkeyshinenyc
📅︎ Nov 17 2021
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My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 19 2020
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I've just won an award for being the most secretive person of the year.

I can't tell you how proud that makes me.

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👤︎ u/TwoMoreDays
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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Where can you find all the famous fish hanging out before an awards show?

On the red carp

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👤︎ u/Strawbalicious
📅︎ Jul 06 2021
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Going to be a father in May so I’m practicing— Why did the duck get kicked out of class?

For quacking jokes

EDIT: this joke did wayyy better than I expected lol. Thank you all for the words of encouragement, awards, and corny jokes to follow up! I’m excited to make my family cringe for years to come

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👤︎ u/CarlosProduce
📅︎ Oct 11 2021
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How did the turkey get to the front of the concession line so quickly at the ball game?

Tripped a fan.

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👤︎ u/Selbyman
📅︎ Nov 29 2021
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The game dev was hopelessly saddened when he found out the games he made couldn't be ported from PC to Playstation and Xbox..

..he was inconsolable

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👤︎ u/MrLazyTiger
📅︎ Sep 30 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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👤︎ u/Automatic_Wall_2285
📅︎ Oct 21 2021
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Why did the Scarecrow get an Award?

Because he we outstanding in his field!

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👤︎ u/plumbingdad
📅︎ Sep 30 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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👤︎ u/SirRoasttoast
📅︎ Aug 28 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win a work award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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👤︎ u/Dramoriga
📅︎ Oct 17 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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👤︎ u/sweet_chick283
📅︎ Sep 09 2021
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Why did the farmer get an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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👤︎ u/murageh
📅︎ Aug 15 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because it was out-standing in its field .

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👤︎ u/Infectedtoe32
📅︎ Sep 03 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in the field.

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👤︎ u/elnacin
📅︎ Aug 06 2021
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Aug 03 2021
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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👤︎ u/ShallowFreakingValue
📅︎ Jul 31 2021
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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👤︎ u/DaTruthDOE
📅︎ Jun 12 2021
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Why did the football stadium get so hot after the game?

All the fans left

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👤︎ u/Top_Service_6152
📅︎ Nov 28 2021
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What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?

The no-bell prize

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👤︎ u/makunahatata27
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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What award does the person who invented knock knock jokes deserve?

The No Bell Prize.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jul 11 2021
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