A list of puns related to "Oscars"
Because they're below knee
Looks like EGOT 'em all.
The audience is full of paid actors.
Weiner
Iโll get my coat
I didnโt watch but heard something on the news about the 92nd Oscars ceremony last night.
DilEmma
It's the 90 second Academy Awards.
It has great buzz
Well deserved. Take a Bao.
He was outstanding in his field.
charge: driving erotically
Itโll be the Acadummy Awards
Because Oscar Claude Monet
I should probably stop pooping there.
Get out
That was nice of Ellen to bring out those pizzas. I've always thought she was very Degeneres.
Jimmy Kimmel: "Let me introduce a former Pro Wrestler who is now one of the highest paid actors in America... The Rock"
Girlfriend: "Oh I love The Rock! Who doesn't love the Rock?!"
Me: "The Scissors..."
Girlfriend: -_- "I hate you."
It was quiet the accomplishment.
I'm watching the Oscars tonight, and after seeing Leo's performance, my mom said he had a 40s look to him, and I said "that's probably why he played such a Great Gatsby"
Taking the Pisstorius.
Apparently the case had no legs to stand on...
During Gagas performance: Mother in law says "look at those hanging oscars, they look dead!". I bust out "oh you mean the Oscarcases?".
During the next performance she says: "there are oscars literally everywhere, even all over the floor!" Naturally I mention "you mean the Oscarpet?"
Groans for days
Dad looks at me and says,
"He doesn't have a leg to stand on."
Looks back at the tv.
He was out standing in his field.
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