I hate it when I get blinded by light in the morning.
Why did the near blinded man almost fall in the well?
He couldn’t see that well
“I see,” said the blind man...
...as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Why doesn't the blind man give opinions?
Because he has no point of view.
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
Why couldn't the blind man see his friends?
Because he was married and had three children
I gave up my seat in the bus for a blind person.
That is how i lost my job as a bus driver.
Have you seen who they have cast in the new film "The Blind Batman"?
Why didn't the blind person get the joke?
I have found the cure for blindness!
Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?
I went to the blind museum today. It really sucked.
Why did the white supremacist not mind going blind?
Because he was used to nazi-ing.
I lost my job today because I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person
It turns out that everyone else on the bus didn’t want a blind person behind the wheel...
Stop it with the blind jokes...
My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
Why did the blind German mistakenly support Hitler?
He thought he was a fellow member of the Not See Party.
What's the worst thing a blind person can read in Braille?
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale
Have you heard the joke about the about the deaf guy and the blind guy?
Well one heard it before and the other saw it coming
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.
"No thanks, just looking around."
I like telling dadjokes to the blind.
They never see the punchline coming!
Have you heard of the uncreative blind man?
Did you hear about the blind German from the 1940s?
Did you hear about the blind man who got stabbed?
He couldn't see it coming
What did the blind person say when he felt a typo in the brail
Somethings wrong I can feel it
I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple...
...but it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A blind and deaf man listens to braille music for the first time.
He says: “This shit bumps!”
Did you hear about the blind guy who got hit by a train?
What did the blind teacher say the bad student?
"Great, now I have 3 useless pupils.”
Have you heard about the blind Cyclops brothers?
Did you hear about the blind circumciser?
Why did the blind pornstar get pregnant
I robbed a blind man the other day
Poor fella never even saw it coming
I looked up from my computer and asked my son, "Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers?" Puzzled, he replied, "Uh, no." I responded...
Gotta hand it to the blind prostitute
How did the blind Jedi knew it was Christmas?
The blind date was going badly until we found out we shared one thing...
Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor?
For dessert the waiter brought me tiramisu and a small, blind-folded horse
Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
Found out I was color blind the other day.
That one came right out of the orange.
The attack on the blind peoples home was so unexpected
I mean who would have seen it coming?
A cashier walked over to a blind man that was knocking things off the shelves with his cane and asked if he needed any help
He replied, “nope, just looking”
What do you call a blind German in the 1940s?
I see says the blind man..
A blind guy enters the mall.
He takes his seeing eye dog and starts swinging it,round and round.I asked him,"Hey buddy,what are you doing to that poor dog?"
He says,"Just taking a look around."
In the summer, I put some Venetian blinds on my head.
Why did the legally blind man walk into a well
Because he couldn’t see that well
heard about the blind man who fell down a well?
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Did you hear about the blind man?
He picked up a hammer and saw.
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
Why did the blind man fall down a well ?
He couldn’t see that well.
Why did the blind guy fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
why did the blind man fall into the well
because he couldnt see that well
What did the blind man say when he listened to Braille music for the first time?
I see says the blind man...
As he picked up a hammer and saw.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall in a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
That’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the blind man fell in the well
He couldn’t see that well
What did the blind man say after reading his first music sheet?
Have you heard about the blind cyclops brothers?
Why did the almost blind man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well...
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall into a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he could not see that well.
What do you call a blind German in the 1940s?
Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?
Why did the blind person fall into the well?
They didn’t see that well.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
“I see” said the blind man to his deaf wife.
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind old woman fall down the well?
Because she couldn’t see that well
Did you hear about the blind man that fell into the well?
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn't see that well!
Oh, I see said the blind man
As he picked up his hammer and saw.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Did you hear about the blind guy who fell in a well? He couldn’t see that well.
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