I hate it when I get blinded by light in the morning.

That sun of a bitch

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So Donald Trump (or "the Don" as some call him) has realized that illegal immigrants must be deported at night so that no one will see them leaving and complain...

The problem, however, is that there isn't enough light for the immigrants to find their way back to Mexico. Because of this, the Don institutes his "Early Light" plan in order to give the immigrants a way to see. One immigrant, Jose, is partially blind, so they are wondering if the "Early Light" program will still allow him to see. The ask him: Jose can you see by the Don's "Early Light."

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A classic play on words

After listening to the lyrics of "Blinded by the Light:"

Me: Those first few lines don't make any sense.

Dad: You know why they don't make any cents? Because they don't have a job.

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Who's Jose?

Who's Jose the blind guy? You know, "Jose, can you see? By the dawn's early light."

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