I hate it when I get blinded by light in the morning.
My recently-blinded gf just broke up with me.
She said she couldn’t see herself being with me anymore.
Nobody has partially blinded my telepathic horse 'Psyclops' with argonated water.
Why did the near blinded man almost fall in the well?
He couldn’t see that well
Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw.
(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)
What do you call a blind Nazi?
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
My doctor just told me that i was color blind
that came completely out of the orange
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Blind prostitutes....
you really gotta hand it to them
I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.
i see, said the blind man
looking through a knothole in a barbed wire fence
Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
I saw it all said the blind man,
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
A blind man walked into a bar
then a table, and a chair
Hey, did you hear about the 2 blind Cyclopos?
Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
Had to take my blind roommate to the hospital today.
Last time I leave the plunger in the toilet .
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
Who doesn’t know about blind people?
I’m sure deaf people never heard of them..
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saurus.
I saw a blind man eating seafood today
I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
What would Hitler be called if he was Blind.
My 2 blind friends are always bickering with each other
They just don't see eye to eye
Special moment: giving my sun his first bath.
I entered my sons room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind."
"I'm over here dad." He replied.
What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?
Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.
What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?
What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?
I asked a blind girl out in braille today...
As a blind comedian, I have been trying to understand my audience.
"Okay rookie, the first thing you've got to learn about making pornography for the blind is: Voice Projection."
"That sounds hard."
"Thank you. I'm a professional."
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
So a blind man walks into a bar.
Then a table,
Then a chair..
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well!
Did you guys hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up a hammer and saw
Why did the legally blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn’t see that well.
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
Why can't blind people eat fish
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the blind guy fall down the well?
... because he could not see that well.
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