I hate it when I get blinded by light in the morning.
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Apr 11 2020
My recently-blinded gf just broke up with me.
She said she couldnβt see herself being with me anymore.
ποΈ 24
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οΈ Nov 01 2018
Nobody has partially blinded my telepathic horse 'Psyclops' with argonated water.
ποΈ 5
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οΈ May 18 2018
Why did the near blinded man almost fall in the well?
He couldnβt see that well
ποΈ 27
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οΈ Feb 25 2018
Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw.
(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)
ποΈ 2k
π
οΈ Dec 06 2020
What do you call a blind Nazi?
ποΈ 38
π
οΈ Jan 11 2021
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
ποΈ 4k
π
οΈ Oct 24 2020
My doctor just told me that i was color blind
that came completely out of the orange
ποΈ 173
π
οΈ Jan 13 2021
Why can't blind people eat fish?
ποΈ 581
π
οΈ Dec 07 2020
Blind prostitutes....
you really gotta hand it to them
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.
ποΈ 65
π
οΈ Dec 31 2020
i see, said the blind man
looking through a knothole in a barbed wire fence
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Jan 15 2021
Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
ποΈ 28
π
οΈ Dec 22 2020
I saw it all said the blind man,
ποΈ 26
π
οΈ Jan 06 2021
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Jan 16 2021
A blind man walked into a bar
then a table, and a chair
ποΈ 91
π
οΈ Nov 30 2020
Hey, did you hear about the 2 blind Cyclopos?
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
ποΈ 150
π
οΈ Nov 27 2020
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Jan 04 2021
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
ποΈ 28
π
οΈ Nov 24 2020
Had to take my blind roommate to the hospital today.
Last time I leave the plunger in the toilet .
ποΈ 23
π
οΈ Nov 27 2020
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
ποΈ 11
π
οΈ Dec 06 2020
Blind god
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Oct 27 2020
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Dec 05 2020
Who doesnβt know about blind people?
Iβm sure deaf people never heard of them..
ποΈ 11
π
οΈ Dec 10 2020
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
ποΈ 14
π
οΈ Nov 19 2020
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saurus.
ποΈ 38
π
οΈ Oct 27 2020
I saw a blind man eating seafood today
ποΈ 207
π
οΈ Sep 22 2020
I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
ποΈ 10
π
οΈ Nov 19 2020
What would Hitler be called if he was Blind.
ποΈ 26
π
οΈ Oct 27 2020
My 2 blind friends are always bickering with each other
They just don't see eye to eye
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Dec 07 2020
Special moment: giving my sun his first bath.
ποΈ 222
π
οΈ Jan 22 2021
I entered my sons room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind."
"I'm over here dad." He replied.
ποΈ 1k
π
οΈ Jul 27 2020
What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?
Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Nov 09 2020
What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Dec 05 2020
Love is blind
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Dec 04 2020
What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?
ποΈ 37
π
οΈ Oct 13 2020
I asked a blind girl out in braille today...
ποΈ 15
π
οΈ Oct 18 2020
As a blind comedian, I have been trying to understand my audience.
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Oct 28 2020
"Okay rookie, the first thing you've got to learn about making pornography for the blind is: Voice Projection."
"That sounds hard."
"Thank you. I'm a professional."
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Oct 28 2020
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
ποΈ 183
π
οΈ Jan 01 2021
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
ποΈ 31
π
οΈ Jan 07 2021
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Jan 09 2021
So a blind man walks into a bar.
Then a table,
Then a chair..
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Jan 17 2021
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
ποΈ 47
π
οΈ Nov 30 2020
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
ποΈ 88
π
οΈ Nov 10 2020
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well!
ποΈ 46
π
οΈ Dec 04 2020
Did you guys hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up a hammer and saw
ποΈ 31
π
οΈ Nov 18 2020
Why did the legally blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didnβt see that well.
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Dec 20 2020
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
ποΈ 14
π
οΈ Dec 10 2020
Why can't blind people eat fish
ποΈ 16
π
οΈ Oct 26 2020
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
ποΈ 51
π
οΈ Sep 19 2020
Why did the blind guy fall down the well?
... because he could not see that well.
ποΈ 16
π
οΈ Nov 17 2020
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