I haven't seen many Thanksgiving puns yet
But I'm sure more may flower in time.
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What are y'all's favorite thanksgiving pun?
I want to impress someone
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︎ Nov 17 2017
Thanksgiving Pun
My Aunt with half a plate left: I don't think I can eat anymore, this meat is just not appealing to me.
Me: Have a potato, it has a peal.
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︎ Sep 05 2017
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
Itβs my jingle bell rock.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What did Miley Cyrus eat for thanksgiving
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︎ Mar 02 2021
A man was killed on Thanksgiving
There suspected FOWL play
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I got to drop this bomb yesterday at Thanksgiving
Grandma: So what did you do to your turkey? Was it mexican?
My Mom: No we tried a cajun sauce this time
Grandma: What makes it Cajun?
Me: Itβs Thanksgiving so its a special oh-cajun
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What's the day after Thanksgiving?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My family asked me to stop telling them Thanksgiving jokes
But I told them I couldnβt quit cold turkey
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Happy Thanksgiving
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".
They were right. I should have waited until next week.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
To avoid getting addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...
...it's time to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Child: Dad, Iβm thankful for you on this thanksgiving.
Dad: Hi thankful, Iβm dad.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why do so many people break off addictions the day after Thanksgiving?
There's a lot of cold turkey to go around.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I hate Thanksgiving leftovers...
Iβm quitting cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Iβm addicted to thanksgiving leftovers....
My family tells me that after two weeks, I have to quit cold Turkey.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why do we eat pie on Thanksgiving?
Because the pilgrims were pious.
... too bad they weren't Turkish
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credit: my incredibly dad-like friend --
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︎ Jan 03 2021
The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
For this yearβs Thanksgiving, I decided to shoot my own turkey.
Everyone at the frozen food aisle started freaking out though.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
At Thanksgiving this year Iβm going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.
They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What's a mathematician's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Did you hear that I won the Thanksgiving turkey cookoff?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Keep in mind that given all of this year's events, Thanksgiving dinner can get heated
It can get re-heated the next day as well
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What do you call a pregnant woman on Thanksgiving?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...
The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.
Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.
And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What is the truth about all those Thanksgiving turkey jokes?
They are just a bunch of tomfoolery.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Despite everything this year, we're having a traditional Thanksgiving dinner
You know..Turkey.. stuffing... Cranberries..and Masked Potatoes.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
"Nobody is going to tell me how many people I can have for Thanksgiving"
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︎ Nov 21 2020
This year, I'm swearing off Thanksgiving leftovers...
I'm quitting cold-turkey.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Looking to learn a bit more about the foods we traditionally eat on Thanksgiving...
Can anyone recommend a good bog about cranberries?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What does Ariana Grande say to her boyfriend when breaking up on Thanksgiving?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
My smooth-talking Thanksgiving "gobbler" was overdressed, trendy, pretentious and showy...
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︎ Nov 07 2020
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I cannot stop eating leftover Thanksgiving. It's becoming a real problem.
I just need to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
My son told me he made the cast for the Thanksgiving play this year!
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Thanksgiving with Mom
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︎ Nov 22 2018
I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...
I had to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I was told to stop with all the Thanksgiving jokes...
...but I just couldn't quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I didn't reheat my Thanksgiving leftovers
Even though I quit cold turkey
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge
But then I quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I carry a stone with me to throw at anyone who sings Christmas carols before Thanksgiving.
It is my jingle bell rock.
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