I haven't seen many Thanksgiving puns yet

But I'm sure more may flower in time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E420CDI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What are y'all's favorite thanksgiving pun?

I want to impress someone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yolypester
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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Thanksgiving Pun

My Aunt with half a plate left: I don't think I can eat anymore, this meat is just not appealing to me.

Me: Have a potato, it has a peal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stillbourne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In a dictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What did Miley Cyrus eat for thanksgiving

Twerk-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmaallyssa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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A man was killed on Thanksgiving

There suspected FOWL play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_fedora_man
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I got to drop this bomb yesterday at Thanksgiving

Grandma: So what did you do to your turkey? Was it mexican? My Mom: No we tried a cajun sauce this time Grandma: What makes it Cajun? Me: It’s Thanksgiving so its a special oh-cajun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waltregus12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What's the day after Thanksgiving?

Yourewelcomegiving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catchpen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My family asked me to stop telling them Thanksgiving jokes

But I told them I couldn’t quit cold turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thornkale
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Happy Thanksgiving
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JerseyGirlGreta
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".

They were right. I should have waited until next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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To avoid getting addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...

...it's time to quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Child: Dad, I’m thankful for you on this thanksgiving.

Dad: Hi thankful, I’m dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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How to ruin your Thanksgiving, just add a twerkey/twurkey. reddit.com/gallery/k1dom5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace-Trainer-AJ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why do so many people break off addictions the day after Thanksgiving?

There's a lot of cold turkey to go around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastGhost18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I hate Thanksgiving leftovers...

I’m quitting cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I’m addicted to thanksgiving leftovers....

My family tells me that after two weeks, I have to quit cold Turkey.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why do we eat pie on Thanksgiving?

Because the pilgrims were pious.

... too bad they weren't Turkish

-- credit: my incredibly dad-like friend --

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathto2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...

The tur-KEY.

Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.

And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.

To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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For this year’s Thanksgiving, I decided to shoot my own turkey.

Everyone at the frozen food aisle started freaking out though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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At Thanksgiving this year I’m going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.

They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4cml
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What's a mathematician's favorite part of Thanksgiving?

Pumpkin Ο€.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.

I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spitmonkeyx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Did you hear that I won the Thanksgiving turkey cookoff?

You Butterball-ieve it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emu_on_the_Loose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Keep in mind that given all of this year's events, Thanksgiving dinner can get heated

It can get re-heated the next day as well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a pregnant woman on Thanksgiving?

Double Stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomsav
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...

The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.

Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.

And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What is the truth about all those Thanksgiving turkey jokes?

They are just a bunch of tomfoolery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Despite everything this year, we're having a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

You know..Turkey.. stuffing... Cranberries..and Masked Potatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoffeeCat072083
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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"Nobody is going to tell me how many people I can have for Thanksgiving"

Jeffery Dahmer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windisfun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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This year, I'm swearing off Thanksgiving leftovers...

I'm quitting cold-turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potua
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Looking to learn a bit more about the foods we traditionally eat on Thanksgiving...

Can anyone recommend a good bog about cranberries?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientVariety
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What does Ariana Grande say to her boyfriend when breaking up on Thanksgiving?

Thank you, next

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lelouch_uchiha8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My smooth-talking Thanksgiving "gobbler" was overdressed, trendy, pretentious and showy...

It was a JIVE turkey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving

No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I cannot stop eating leftover Thanksgiving. It's becoming a real problem.

I just need to quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My son told me he made the cast for the Thanksgiving play this year!

He's the lead roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Thanksgiving with Mom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdot28
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...

I had to quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djkress
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I was told to stop with all the Thanksgiving jokes...

...but I just couldn't quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I didn't reheat my Thanksgiving leftovers

Even though I quit cold turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeTuckerCase
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge

But then I quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I carry a stone with me to throw at anyone who sings Christmas carols before Thanksgiving.

It is my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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