Terri Puns

I know, I know, that was Terryble

Because he is terry-fying

Flattery

I was on the Crews' crew's crew cruise crew.

If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry

Is a shitty death

"Time to go pay the Bills."?

Doctors said the man had died from dissin’ Terry

You have died of dissin' Terry.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you. Woman: oh no, not my brother, what an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.

He died from dysentery.

You have died from dissin’ Terry

Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”

This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.

Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.

How far do you think I can kick this bucket

If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I don’t know how they can sleep at night.

And that guy is my dear ol' dad.

^(Please, oh please let someone get it.)

My little sister thought it meant "dad + blanket = stack of towels". HINT: that's not the joke.

It got out of hand pretty quickly

His name was Terry Aki.

Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.

We work in a screen printing shop and we also have a vehicle wrap department.

Me: Are you going to do signs today or are you going to wrap?

Terry: No, I don't rap, I sing.

sigh

From the Wee Free Men, page 5:

"But sometimes her father insisted that there had been Achings (or Akins, or Archens, or Akens, or Akenns - spelling had been optional) mentioned in old documents about the area for hundreds and hundreds of years. They had these hills in their bones, he said, and they'd always been shepherds. Tiffany felt quite proud of this, in an odd way, because it might also be nice to be proud of the fact that your ancestors moved around a bit, too, or occasionally tried new things. But you've got to be proud of something. And for as long as she could remember she'd heard her father, an otherwise quiet, slow man, make the Joke, the one that must have been handed down from Aching to Aching for hundreds of years. He'd say, 'Another day of work and I'm still Aching', or 'I get up Aching and I go to bed Aching', or even 'I'm Aching all over'. They weren't particularly funny after about the third time, but she'd miss it if he didn't say at least one of them every week. They didn't have to be funny, they were father jokes. Anyway, however they were spelled, all her ancestors had been Aching to stay, not Aching to leave."

We ordered a beef dish cooked with soy sauce and sugar.

My son took a bite and decided he doesn’t like it. He spit it out and said: “That tastes terrible! Yuck!”

I said: “You can even call it terri-yucky”

In the river banks.

It actually Terri-fried me

I mean I would too if my name was “hnuuugh”

Terri- fried

a leek

They said it was terry bull.

My mom spilled some soda at my sister's graduation party and I was helping my grandma find a towel when she says:

"We need to find the Terry cloth."

To which I replied

"How do you know the towel's names?"

Only my dad laughed but I felt good about it.

Until I looked under the bed and found a cat. Terry he was!

She was telling me about a handbell ensemble she's in, and asked if I was familiar with one of the songs they're practicing.

I said "Hmm... it doesn't ring a bell."

She giggled and said "That's terrible."

I met this guy named Terry. I made fun of him and said Terry was a girls name. He’s shot me. “You have died of dissin’ Terry.”

Edit: Spelling

So we're in the car driving to the airport and my dad's talking about his buddy Terry. Terry was in some small movie and my dad was commenting that he played both the referee in a footy game, and then it cut to a shot of the crowd and THERE WAS TERRY. My dad goes "I mean, he could have at least put a different shirt on to create the illusion he was someone else. How silly of him!"

My sister says "You should be real careful dad, you shouldn't make fun of him. You can die from dissin' Terry"

Cue groans and laughter, and my dad conceding the apprentice has surpassed the master.

There's a rich man that has an Italian chef named Antonio and a Mexican servant named Terry. The rich man requests a meat dish with an Asian kick, so the chef gets to work, but he soon notices that he has no Asian flavoring. Frantically, he sends the servant to get some sauce.

As the rich man becomes increasingly impatient for his meal, the chef calls the servant and asks, "Terry, where are you, and what sauce did you get?"

The servant, pulling into the driveway, replies simply, "Terry aqui!"

Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:

Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.

I couldn't have done it without your support !!!

You have died of dissin' Terry.

How far do you think I can I can kick this bucket

You’re walking along the Oregon Trail and you meet a guy named terry. You laugh at him as say Terry is a girls name. Terry shoots you. You’ve died of dissen terry.