Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...

It was a far-thing!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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A massive telescope dropped on my head yesterday....

I was seeing stars all night.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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I have never actually used a professional telescope in my life.

It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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Have you ever used a telescope?

If not, you should look into it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chennai_buzzer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2020
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If a telescope crashed into a microscope

would it be a kaleidoscope?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2020
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Had some friends over and they were telling me they are in the market for a new telescope...

I told them β€œ be carful telescope salesmen can see you coming a mile away!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HalfBakedPotato84
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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Whoever named pirate's telescopes spyglasses really missed an opportunity.

They should have been called "Ayeglasses."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hypnotoadful
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2020
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A friend loaned me his telescope and asked if I wanted to buy it.

I told him I’m looking into it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2020
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A telescope turned up in our lost and found box

We don’t know who it belongs to, but we’re looking into it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abeily
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2019
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After a long job search, I finally got a job in a company that makes telescopes.

Things are looking up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2019
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So I was using my telescope tonight and when I came back in:

Me: Got to see a bit of the moon tonight before clouds came in.

Mom: Was it a new moon?

Dad: No? It's been the same moon for millions of years.

Thank you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blood_N_a_Brush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2019
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My son asked me how to spell "Hubble," like the Hubble Space telescope.

I wasn't listening, so I said "Sorry, what was the question?"

"Two Bs or not two Bs, that is the question."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/incrediblejonas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2019
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I have always wondered what it would be like to use a professional telescope.

I’m thinking of looking into it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01 2019
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Let's demolish train stations and airports, and build lots more tall telescopes. We'll probably live a lot longer!

In my experience, patients under observation do far better than the terminally ill.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bamsebamsen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2019
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I'm in the process of writing an extraordinary telescope joke.

Watch this space.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2018
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Dad, are those telescopes gay?

No, they’re binoculars.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JayKayComedy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2018
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You don't need a flashy Telescope

You can see Uranus just fine with a mirror

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Paladium9999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2019
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I haven't figured out how my telescope works yet

But I'm going to look into it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rodney_skinner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2015
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I lived in a giant telescope in space once

it was my hubble abode

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MuzikBike
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2016
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If the Hubble Telescope got married...

It would be called the Hubby Telescope.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scarecrow1001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2016
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Texted my dad "currently reading about telescopes. pretty great stuff." He replied "far out"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scipio_aurelius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2015
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I have never owned or used a telescope in my life.

It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2020
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I have never owned a telescope in my life.

But it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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Ive never owned a telescope in my life.

It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2020
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I've never owned a telescope...

But it is something im looking into

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adrevenueisgood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2018
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