Telescope Puns

It was a far-thing!

I was seeing stars all night.

It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

If not, you should look into it

would it be a kaleidoscope?

I told them “ be carful telescope salesmen can see you coming a mile away!”

They should have been called "Ayeglasses."

I told him I’m looking into it.

We don’t know who it belongs to, but we’re looking into it.

Things are looking up.

Me: Got to see a bit of the moon tonight before clouds came in.

Mom: Was it a new moon?

Dad: No? It's been the same moon for millions of years.

Thank you.

I wasn't listening, so I said "Sorry, what was the question?"

"Two Bs or not two Bs, that is the question."

I’m thinking of looking into it.

In my experience, patients under observation do far better than the terminally ill.

Watch this space.

No, they’re binoculars.

You can see Uranus just fine with a mirror

But I'm going to look into it.

it was my hubble abode

It would be called the Hubby Telescope.

It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

But it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

But it is something im looking into