Tecno brega Puns

Can anyone help me find the tecno brega version of Last Nite?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Way_Trigger

Oh yeah dude I listen to all genres of music except for

Adult contemporary Arab pop Baroque pop Brill Building Britpop Bubblegum pop Canción Canzone Chalga Chanson Christian pop Classical crossover Country pop C-pop (Chinese popular music) Hokkien pop Mandopop Dance-pop Disco polo Electropop Europop Austropop Eurobeat French pop Italo dance Italo disco Laïkó Latin pop Nederpop Russian pop Fado Folk pop Iranian pop Indie pop J-pop (Japanese popular music) Jangle pop K-pop (Korean popular music) Korean hip hop Korean rock T'ong guitar Trot Latin ballad Louisiana swamp pop Mexican pop New Romantic Operatic pop Pop rap Pop rock Power pop Soft rock Pop punk Neon pop Emo pop Pop soul Progressive pop Psychedelic pop Rebetiko Schlager Sophisti-pop Space age pop Sunshine pop Surf pop Synthpop Teen pop Traditional pop music Turkish pop Vispop Wonky pop Worldbeat Contemporary R&B Disco Funk Deep funk Freestyle music Go-go Hip hop soul P-Funk Post-disco Boogie PBR&B Gospel music New jack swing Rhythm and blues Soul Blue-eyed soul Hip hop soul Northern soul Neo soul Southern soul Alternative rock Grunge Post-grunge Ocean Grunge Indie rock Dunedin sound Math rock Post-punk revival Sadcore Dream pop Shoegaze Slowcore Beat music Christian rock Dark cabaret Electronic rock Electronicore Experimental rock Art rock Industrial rock Post-punk Gothic rock No wave Noise rock Post-rock Post-metal Folk rock Garage rock Glam rock Hard rock Heavy metal Alternative metal Funk Metal Nu Metal Rap Metal Avant-garde metal Black metal Symphonic black metal Viking metal National Socialist Black Metal Atmospheric Black Metal Melodic Black Metal Ambient Black Metal Depressive Black Metal Depressive Suicidal Black Metal War metal Christian metal Unblack metal Death metal Death 'n' roll Melodic death metal Technical death metal Deathgrind Doom metal Death-doom Drone metal Folk metal Celtic metal Medieval metal Pagan metal Glam metal Gothic metal Industrial metal Kawaii metal Latin metal Metalcore Melodic metalcore Deathcore Mathcore Metalstep Neoclassical metal Neue Deutsche Härte Post-metal Power metal Progressive metal Djent Sludge metal Speed metal Symphonic metal Thrash metal Crossover thrash Groove metal Jazz rock New wave World fusion Paisley Underground Desert rock Pop rock Soft rock Progressive rock Canterbury scene Krautrock New prog Rock in Opposition Space rock Psychedelic rock Acid rock Freakbeat Neo-psychedelia Raga rock Punk rock Anarcho punk Crust punk D-beat Art punk

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Pilot on me!!

They’re on standbi

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

Because his Visa didn’t work.

free

"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

A happy Uncle.....

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

I’d never seen him be 4.

Ice-olation.

She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭