Did you know that all Danish Boy Scouts have to get a tattoo?
It's their Denmark.
A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks “What are you counting?”
And the guy says “how many tattoos I have now”
I'll never forget when my dad told me, "Find yourself a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you!” A little taken aback, I asked him what he meant. He explained...
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them!"
How do you get a free tattoo
By showing your tit. It's "tit for tat"
What do you call it when a woman trades sex for a tattoo?
Tit-for-Tatt
Just a couple of ButterFly tattoos you might enjoy. (My wife and I)
What do you call a yeti tattoo on your stomach?
Abdominal snowman
Thought you guys might like my tattoo.
It's only temporary, but I still love it.
https://m.imgur.com/kpr474Z
My local tattoo shop is giving free tattoos if you lift up your shirt
Tit for tat
"I want a tattoo going down my spine, but I'll let you do anything you want," my son told the tattoo man. The tattoo man agreed to it and ended up tattooing an enormous gun my son's his spine.
Well, I guess that backfired.
How do you compliment two tattoos on a lady ?
"Ayye.. Nice set of tats"
My dad always told me, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
She knows how to make a bad decision and still stick with it.
My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
My dad always said, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
My dad always said “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them”
My dad used to say "find a girl that has an embarassing tattoo and convience her to marry you."
"She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them."
